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Hiiii COZZZY, haven't been in your askbox for a while 🥲

But I have an idea !!

I like to think that Rodimus is rich AS FUCK. Like as fuck. But he just doesn't know it. BC the money is not on his main bank account but on his savings. Preceptor made sure to put his savings as the main account for money transfers back when he was a sparkling, BC his carrier knew that it would be important to have back up money in case of emergency. The problem is, Percy never told him.

On his main account, Roddy has like hundreds of shanix, but in his savings there are like millions.

Percy keeps sending little amounts when he has the occasions BC he wants to spoil his baby (Percy hasn't understood yet Rodimus doesn't know about this secret account) and Drift sends him money whenever Roddy asks (he likes to spoil him too, but doesn't know the money goes into his savings).

One day, Rodimus asks Drift how does he do to manage his money, so he gives him full acces to his bank account. Drift takes a look and finds the savings, AND HE JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HIS OPTICS WITH HOW MUCH MONEY THERE IS. Drift understands quickly that Roddy doesn't know about that and takes the right decision to not let him know. He just tells him how his main account works, gives him some advices and gives back his datapad.

Later, when him and Ratchet are ready to recharge, Drift tells his Conjunx what he discovered. Ratchet almost chokes on his energon, and agrees that Drift did well by not revealing it.

It's better that way, and eventually, if Roddy wants to buy himself a nice home, Drift will just tell him. For now, he likes to have him as his sugar baby.

Also, the account's name is kinda cute, "for my bitty I love very much".

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Kinky Ideas

Both Rodimus and Minimus pinning down Megatron on their berth. They take turns spiking him while the other places kisses and praises on their conjunx's helm crest, ever being so gentle to the sensitive panels.

Percy tying up Brainstorm with the jet's legs spread and upside down. The scientist would simply start by teasing that flashing node before snapping his panels back and diving in. Brainstorm is so charged he struggles to suck Percy's spike.

Lastly Tailgate snapping a collar over Cyclonus neck before pulling on the lash so his conjunx can better kiss him. As long as Cyclonus behaves Tailgate will allow him to do what ever he wishes, but if he leaves one mark he'll but putting on the muzzle.

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AAAHHHHHHHHH GIGGLES YOU DESERVE A REWARD!!!!!!!

Rodimus & Minimus leave gentle, slow, tiny nip marks on Megatrons helm panels. They make him so charged, he spills with each successful imprint bite.

Brainstorm fizzes out when he overloads and he’s tranafluid drunk on Percy’s spike hehe

Cyclonus ends up with the muzzle when he power valves tailgate without permission 😏 *consent is still there!*

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Some Swerve X Blurr

A soft tune filled the air as Swerve worked away writing down his latest ideas for new flavours of drinks. As he quietly wrote away at his data the berthroom door opened with a swoosh, with a smile Blurr walked inside holding a mug of warmed mid-grade.

"Got you a cup with extra cooper shavings" Blurr smiled as he placed a gentle kiss on top of his conjunx's helm. "What ya working on?"

"Thanks" Swerve giggled as he took his mug, taking a quick sip he handed over the data pad to Blurr. "New drink flavours, what do you think?"

The blue speedster narrowed his optics as he read over the different mixtures. With a soft hum he handed over the data pad before carefully wrapping his arms around the mini's neck giving a back hug. "They look good but I hear sweet drinks are quiet popular. Should we give it a go?"

"Oh, like goodie flavours? We're might be able to add cream onto a few!" A wide smile found its self on swerves face as he quickly scribbled down the idea not wanting to forget.

"Slow down, sweetspark" Blurr chuckled as he nuzzled into his conjunx's cheek. "You're going to wake Jr up" The speedster's servos then lowered until they found themselves on rounded tanks. His servos began to rub soothing pattens hoping to relax both carrier and sparkling.

Swerve gave a relaxed sigh as he slowly melted into the touch. "Sorry, I just have so many good ideas. I'm worried that I'll forget them if I don't write it down"

"Then let me do it, just tell me what you want written and I'll do it" With one last kiss he then pulled away to pick up the stencil and data pad. "In the meantime you go lie on the sofa and relax with our bitty. I don't want you over working yourself"

"Alright" Swerve gave a defeated sigh as he slowly got up from his desk. He then flashed a smile as his field flickered with warmth and love. "But if we fall into recharge, you better come cuddle us"

Blurr laughed "Of course, I won't miss out on our cuddle time for the world"

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aaaahhhhh this made me smile!!! This is so cute!!!

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Bumblebee sitting in a cozy nest surrounded by eggs but wearing a scowl on his face: "Starscream, when I'm finished brooding these eggs, I'm going to kill you..."

Starscream who's both smug and terrified: "Glad to hear that, sweetspark. Would you like some energon in the meantime?"

Bee: "Yes please"

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Thumps up, i really like this 😂 starscream you are in for a world of hurt if he remembers to do this when the eggs hatch

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Roddy has almost been every shade of red

From pink, to magenta, maroon, flame red, lastly purple and blue. Despite all these different colours he still is the prettiest speedster on the LL who can rock just any colour.

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Giggles thanks for telling me this 😊i love the color pink & now 😏 pink roddy might be in the works

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Little bit of hurt/comfort

Springer woke up to the sound of coughing. The green sparkling hopped out of his berth and made his way towards his carrier's office. Normally Prowl would be up this late finishing last minuets reports, yet the coughing only got louder with each step.

"Car-Car?" Springer gently knocked on the door. When nobody answered he stood on his tippy toes and pulled the door open. "Are you okay?"

Prowl lifted his helm, vents rattling with each slow breath and his frame lightly trembled despite it being a warm night. "You're up late, green bean. Did you have a nightmare?"

Springer shook his helm as he slowly walked over. A soft smile grew as he was scouped up and pulled into a comforting hug. "I heard you coughing, are you okay?"

"Just a little cold, I'll just be fine my green bean" Prowl gave a nuzzle hoping to comfort his sparkling despite his illness. He hated getting sick and he hated how he made Springer worried. Though he was thankful that he called Jazz eariler, at least his bitty can have someone to play with while he takes tomorrow off. Primus knew he needed it.

^_^

Awwwww happy smile!!! This is so cute!!!

And car-car!!!

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I love red rodimus!!!

But i miss that depressed magenta twink 😔

Now he’s a botsona hyper/depressive twink 😔

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Ship ideas

Optimus X Shockwave X Soundwave

Or for extra drama

Trine Bee x Jazzprowl

Opwavewave

- shockwave & optimus were a thing before the war and even during empurata there was something within shockwave that could not stop being illegical to Optimus. It only became worse as he watched soundwave care for his cassettes the way optimus cared for bee, cliff & hot rod - their bitties. Soundwave saw optimus protect his teenage bitties like he does his own cassettes and…he just couldn’t blast him. Not even at megatrons order…only Optimus & soundwave, later shockwave, knew. But it still counts.

That was the beginning of a hidden and leap of faith relationship

Jazzprowl is such a Prowl kept denying jazz because the unpredictable & unknown terrified him and jazz is carefree presenting so its not something Prowl wants to be involved in. He feels too deeply & doesn’t often understand what he feels. So its better to keep low-profile contract flings and avoid a wildcard like jazz.

It would be Prowl seeing Jazz’s optics for the first time.

Jazz catches Prowl and Springer together behind their home. Springer is still a bitlet, pretty big for a bitlet yes but a bitlet nonetheless, he’s enjoying being thrown in the air and caught by his carrier. Jazz had heard rumors Prowl was a carrier but to see it upclose was…phenomenal.

No bot could fake the optics Jazz gave him.

Plus Springer reaching for Jazz like he was his sire also pushed Prowl in Jazz’s direction.

I’m sorry, you can make any trinebee headcanon you like but i can’t think of one right now outside of bee feeling like he doesn’t belong and knowing he isn’t worth being their conjunx

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Some sparklings born after the war decide to go exploring some ruins. Turn out it's Senate's ruin and they found something related to their parents' past.

They learn how traumatized and cool grandcarrier optimus is and bee’s bitties learn how scary their sire starscream used to be and how often their carrier bumblebee got hurt.

With the group is rodimus’s sparklings and they are horrified to see their cy-care ( i’m coining this as auntie 😌) /carrier end his entire people which is the reason he & his sparklings, some of the kids there - are the last bots of nyon

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Deadlock’s breeding kink means Ratchet keeps getting sparked and this is how Ratchet survives the way, not even the worst con could harm a carrier, especially one as lovely as Ratchet.

A medic with huge nozzles, plush thighs, a mean glare and a gorgeously heavy sparked tank?

Oh that’s ratchet, every bot knows ratchet and the scary space assassin kitty-wife-husband he’s conjunxed to

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When ever Prowl gets jealous of different bots trying to flirt with Jazz he always give a glare until the bots flee. If he's feeling extra petty he'll leave a claiming bite right on Jazz's door wings as well as a few scratches as a bonus.

Is it petty? Yes.

but as long as Jazz let's him he'll continue to give these little love bites.

When he’s really tired and irritable while sparked, a mech tries to flirt with jazz and prowl…doesn’t have the energy to do anything but sit on Jazz’s lap. Huge sparkling belly taking up his entire lap and the space between them and the offending mech.

Jazz is…stupid happy & charged.

Prowl is..getting a back massage like he deserves and a servo pawing at his chassis.

The mech is never seen in front of them again

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Starbee shenanigans

After some time dating and getting comfortable as a couple Bumblebee is more than happy to show some secret sides to Starscream. Of course the biggest was him being a insceticon hybrid but after the shock wore off Screamer was more than happy to have their first flight together, plus the extra fuzz made cuddling even more fun.

But the second biggest secret was the eggs. After every heat cycle Bee would lay a clutch of eggs raging from 4 to 10 eggs per clutch. Once laid Bee often destroyed them as they were not viable and would just rot anyway but now that he was regular interfacing with Starscream, he had to be extra careful unless they suddenly wanted to raise 12 sparklings all at once.

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Their first flight would be amazing to see!

But the eggs 👀👀👀👀😳😳😳😳!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

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For the Royalty au

Bumblebee dropping some papers on his conjunx's desk: "I want a divorce"

Conjunx looking confused but reads over the papers: "I see, is there any reason you want to divorce? Was I too harsh?"

Bumblebee: "No but we both know this marriage was just for our families and I found someone who I really love"

Conjunx: "Oh if that's the case I'll gladly sign these papers for you"

Bumblebee: "That was a whole lot easier than I thought it would be"

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Thumbs i really like this.

Bee would be free but he’d be struggling to escape the capital/territory because Starscream is actively searching the skies for bee himself.

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Can I set a scene for you?

Bumblebee and Starscream are locked in battle. Its a rainy day yet neither of them are backing down not even when there's large cuts or gashes in their plating and amour. When Starscream gets his wings clipped and is forced to fight on the ground he still doesn't relent.

Both them wrestle and tumble in the mud trying to get the upper hand. Blow after blow are exchanged and the muddy ground quickly becomes coated with energon. And just how it all started so quickly it ends with Bumblebee pinned by the seekers clawed servos, yet there isn't any fear in the yellow mech's optics. Instead a laugh is shared between them with both leaning a little closer and closer until their lips finally meet.

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Oooh they’re doing something grown grown huh 😉

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Family fluff

Rodimus couldn't help but smile proudly as he carefully wrapped around the ceremonial robes around his sparklings frame. It was hard to believe that his once chirping bitty was now getting bonded to their future conjunx, yet he couldn't be anymore proud.

"Carry, you're crying again" Rune spoke up before turning to look at her creator. "If you keep crying you're going to make me cry"

"Oh, sorry little spark" Rodimus sniffled as he whipped away his tears with the back of his servo. "I'm just so happy that my little girl is all grown up now"

Rune gave a chuckle before wrapping her arms around her carrier pulling him into a hug. As they gave each other a comforting squeeze the dressing room door opened and Megatron stepped inside.

"The ceremony is starting soon are you two- oh" Megatron gave a warm smile before slowly walking over. "My princesses you look wonderful, just like your carrier"

"Thanks Sire" Rune beamed as she also gave a comforting hug to her sire.

Megatron softly chuckled as he returned the hug. His spark swelled with both love and pride it felt like it was going to explode, he was going to miss his little warrior but he knew she was strong like her carrier and he had nothing to fear. "Are you ready, little ember?"

Rune took a sharp vent before nodding a nervous smile on her face. "As ready as I'll ever be"

"Come on, we better get going before I start crying again" Rodimus sniffled as more happy tears threatened to fall. He then would wrap his arms around Megatron's as they began to head out of the dressing room and towards the alter.

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The ceremony was beautiful as vows were spoken with love and care. As Rune stood at the alter with her servos held by her conjunx Streamline, a speedster mech who's creators were Ratchet and Drift. Who just like Megatron and Rodimus were crying tears of joy. It was comforting to know their sparkling was in good servos and they could relax knowing that Ratchet and Drift were looking out for them too.

"Say Megs" Rodimus snuggled closer.

"Hm?"

A flirty smile found itself on his lips as gazed up at Megatron's face. "After the ceremony do you want to try for another sparkling? I think Rune could use a little brother or sister"

Megatron's engine gave a slight reeve as his face suddenly flushed. "Maybe after the party. Otherwise we'll be distracted all day~"

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Oh y’all nasttyyyyyy 👀😏 give her a sibling. In fact, aim for twins or more, she probably doesn’t want bitties anyway 🥰 thank you two hearts 🥰

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I can't say if it's a silly idea or not, but... If Cybertron held a vote for the most attractive Primes, what would the top 3 be?

I imagine it would be:

1. Solus Prime

2. Rodimus Prime

3. Optimus Prime

That's my opinion, and I want to know yours 😃

(I had to use a translator, sorry if it's a little confusing.)

Optimus would be higher..much higher..they want to breed that strong mech. He’s a big strong carrier, he’ll have strong bitties. Look at rodimus, he’s a twink sure but he’s a strong one

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‘Meg & mins wear his baffle out like its dependent on saving roddy & ratchet…can’t say much because he was once young & that’s how he & at the time Deadlock got his first two bitties red alert & first aid’

I can 💯 see Deadlock personally taking it as a challenge to spark up Ratchet when he’s got a new baffle installed.

Deadlock needed to spark that ambulance valve