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MAMA Y PAPA!

synopsis: you and megumi are practically married + nobara and itadori's unofficial parents

notes: yk that one tiktok sound that goes 'mama y papa. mama y papa!' or wtv thats this lol

it starts one night in the dorm kitchen.

itadori's sitting cross-legged on the counter, nobara’s painting her nails on the table, and you’re trying to cook dinner with megumi next to you, handing you ingredients like he was born to be your little sous chef.

“you two are like my parents,” itadori suddenly remarks.

you stifle a giggle. megumi doesn’t even look up. “absolutely not.”

“no, but you are,” nobara says, blowing on her wet nails. “you do the cooking and then force us to do the cleaning. you pick us up when we almost die. you get lovey-dovey with each other when you think we’re not looking.”

megumi stiffens. you laugh.

“you are so obvious,” itadori adds, looking at megumi. “you tie y/n's shoelaces for her. you argue over pizza toppings. you sleep in each other's dorm rooms. you're practically married at this point.”

nobara suddenly points a finger at you. “and you always make sure i have advil and a hair tie in my pocket before missions,” nobara grins at you. “thanks, mom.”

“that's stupid,” megumi says flatly, dumping vegetables into the pot with more force than necessary. “don’t say that.”

“what, dad?” yuji says sweetly, eyes sparkling.

“stop.”

“dad, can you pass the salt?”

“stop.”

“daddy~!”

“GET OUT.”

megumi’s ears are red as nobara howls with laughter and you almost drop the ladle as you fold over in giggles.

but despite all his grumbling, megumi can't think of any proper refutes. he knows your preferences better than his own, has stupid married couple arguments with you, and feeds you soup when you're sick. he makes sure to teach itadori about the ins and outs of the jujutsu world before he goes off on missions, and picks up things nobara drops or forgets for her.

you stick your cold feet under megumi at night, cut his fruit into stars and hearts, and leave him little sticky notes with sweet messages on them. you put extra protein into breakfast after itadori had a long night. you hold back nobara's hair and rub her back when she pukes.

and when nobara bumps into you on the way to bed, she whispers with a little smile, “seriously, though, you guys are adorable. fav couple ever.”

you smile.

and later that night, curled up in megumi’s bed while the dorm settles into sleep, you nudge his side gently.

“…they kind of have a point, ay?”

he sighs. “unfortunately.”

but the way his arm curls around you says he wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Dear Diary,

Today I have acquired a new blorbo. It is, of course, a wretched little man with a somewhat twisted sense of honour. I put him in my blorbo basket and carried him home. Tomorrow I shall display him on the mantel when my friend comes for tea.

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i love reading, i love thinking about what i am currently reading, i love thinking about what i am going to read next, i love being privileged enough to be able to read, read, read, and read so much that i never tire of it

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Vladimir Mayakovsky, from a letter featured in "Love in the Heart of Everything; The Correspondence between Vladimir Mayakovsky & Lili Brik, 1915-1930,"

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i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing

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all grown up

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hola, para ti quién es más guapo apolo de Percy Jackson o el apolo de Ragnarok

si solo hablamos de apariencia, entonces pjo apollo, pero si hablamos de personalidad… también pjo apollo.

claro! me encanta el personaje de apollo en ragnarok, y me parece atractivo (hace tiempo que no leo ror, así que también hay que tenerlo en cuenta!!) [if we're just talking appearace, then pjo apollo, but if we're talking about personality… then also pjo apollo.

then again! i love apollo's character in ragnarok, and i do also find him attractive (i haven't read ror in a while, so that's something to keep in mind!!).

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Simone de Beauvoir, from a diary entry featured in Diary of a Philosophy Student

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unfortunately I am a yapper and I am an oversharer i am just not a nonchalant mysterious person

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i need jacks rnrnrnrn

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i have returned

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Maria holding baby Nico: Aww your so cute I could eat you up

Hades, who's father ate him as a baby, taking the baby from her: What

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cardan greenbriar who has been so mischaracterized lately.

cardan greenbriar who is not "a yassified boy who would make grwm tiktoks and vlogs."

cardan greenbriar who was neglected by his mother and family.

cardan who thought the only way he'd be validated by his father was to act out and be cruel.

cardan greenbriar who was nursed by a cat because his own mother was too busy at parties to be bothered to nurse her own son.

cardan greenbriar whose mother was sent away and he was sent to live with his older brother who abused him.

cardan greenbriar who canonically (i believe) developed stockholm's

cardan greenbriar who hated himself just as much as he hated jude.

cardan greenbriar who thought he was unlovable because— who would ever love someone as cruel as himself?

cardan greenbriar who said: "i used to pretend i was playing hide and seek, and that no one ever found me because i had chosen such clever spots to hide. of course, no one ever looked, anyway."

yes, he is clever and sarcastic, but i'm so tired of people saying "he's a twink," "omg he's so submissive and breedable." did we read the same series?

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currently hiding in the laundry room because my closet has a WINDOW so the thunder is loud as FUCK

it's thundering so hard percy save mw

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it's thundering so hard percy save mw

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senior yearbook photos are tomorrow and of COURSE i wake up breaking out