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some of my favs

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I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

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I have "commitment issues"?? Uhhh well The Bit begs to differ

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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always a delight to find out that a goofy person is actually also very sincere

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i hate olympics cuz i’m the strongest and fastest but i’m too shy to show anybody

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lmao

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wh- what did you just say to me

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straight up “eating a rock”. and by a rock. haha, well. let's justr say. a rock

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"we need weirder queers" you guys couldnt even handle asexual people in 2016 (and probably still cant handle them)

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why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way

what use do butt cheeks have 

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can't believe Bidenstar stepped down as leader of Americaclan

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no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

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apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds