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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
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Why am I being shown Fox Mulder edits? And why do I like it?
#like I’m not complaining#but where did they come from?#I’ve literally never seen this show#but I guess I have to now#I love a hot man and his hot partner#fox mulder#mulder#x files
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We’re putting our dog down tomorrow :( maybe I’ll just go with her at this point
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Chat why does seeing your ex of a YEAR AND A HALF AGO on a dating app hurt so bad?
#I must be sent to the sea#this probably isn’t healthy#SHE SHOULD BE IN GERMANY BY NOW BUT SHE ISN’T#WHAT
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Do it scared do it lonely. Do it autistic
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if you don’t like fat butches/studs/mascs… get well soon 🥰
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not what your father said to me last night. Or your mother.
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^^^ fyi
For anyone new, I only do nsfw stuff on this account, don’t message my main pleaseeee, only here
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Girl your pussy is so deep and cavernous it is like a spring-fed lagoon. And I am splashing in the cool crystal waters.
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i gotta romanticize this silly little life so i don’t romanticize killing my silly little self
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all tiddies are good tiddies and this isn’t an opinion this is a FACT this is science bitch get with the program!
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AGONY AND PAIN AND SUFFERING AND HATE AND MALICE AND EVIL ON PLANET EARTH (too many minor inconveniences through the day and to top it off my vibrator completely died just to spite me further 😔)
#AAAA#AND I HAVE TO WAIT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL TO GET A NEW ONE BECAUSE MY PARENTS CHECK PACKAGES#AAAAAAAAAA
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fun words :
bastard
scoundrel
charlatan
harlot
rapscallion
hooligan
ruffian
swindler
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