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TRUDEAU

Many Canadians forget that the Prime Minister is not the head of Canada

The titular head of Canadian government is Her Excellency the Right Honourable Governor General

Her name is -  Julie Payette

Her address is - Rideau Hall

1 Sussex Drive

Ottawa ON K1A 0A1

Her eMail is - patronage@gg.ca

Send her a letter - such as;

Your Excellency the Right Honourable Julie Payette Governor General of Canada

Each time I see the Prime Minister on TV or in the papers I am ashamed to admit that I am a Canadian.

Would you please do the horrible thing for me, and all Canadians, and ask Justin Trudeau for his immediate resignation.

Make Canada proud again.

Yours 

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WALL

So, Mr. Trump, what ya gonna do?  Your wall won’t stop them, there’s just too many. They will come over it like ants on an ant hill. You can’t shoot them, the world is watching. But, hey, San Diego is a sea port, with a naval base. Simply process them, take away the drugs they are carrying, and put them and their possessions on a destroyer, and give them a ride home.

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Hi. What are you up to? Cindy😁

Not a lot, still recovering.

I like that song by, shit, now I can’t remember, a Vancouver group.  Getting better every day. Day by day growing stronger.

Been working the odd day, on different movies.

Hows by you?

Don’t have an E for U.  I use Serena’s now, We just signed up for telus. jinmei2@

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NAFTA

The only thing NAFTA was good for was to allow others countries to rape Canada.

Canadians signed up for it because they thought they would be able to get a better price on cars and electronics from the US of A.

They were wrong.  They never got anything cheaper, in return they lost jobs, and income from exports.

The smartest thing that Trudeau can do at this time is to walk away form all NAFTA talks. Impose floating import duties on any products or services that compete with Canadian products. Keep the tariffs at a per $ basis, not a % basis, so that prices are equal and customers buy, not for price, but for quality. thusly forcing Canadian companies to manufacture better quality products at a reasonable price..

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Why do you spend all your time analyzing a scene. It’s a show. They are actors. They say what is in the script, not what they actually think or feel. Their reactions are what is required for the story, not what they actually think or feel.

The only thing you should be analyzing is ther abilities as an actor.

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

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It doesn’t gat any better when you get older.

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

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Blooper

Netflix 'Traitor '. Terrorist crosses from Canada 🇨🇦 to the USA 🇺🇸 at the Boundary Bay Crossing.

Oh, really?

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REWIND - 2

As a toddler, his uncle George lived in a room upstairs, he crawled up the stairs to visit his Uncle George. No one answered his knocking. In his disappointment he forgot that he didn’t know how to walk down stairs and he stood up, and fell.

In answer to his cries his father rushed over, picked him up, and carried him about the front room, crooning, “Goosey Goosey Gander, Where does he wander? Up stairs and down stairs, And in his master’s chamber”.

Throughout his life the man had; made many foolish mistakes, said, and did, many foolish things. With the advent of `Baby Shanking Syndrome’, the man often thought that perhaps that was what had happened to him. Not that his father had shaken him but that he might have suffered some minor stem injuries when he had fallen down the stairs.

So, on his seventieth birthday, as a gift, he wished to be retuned, sixty-six years to the day that he fell down the stairs.

And `Poof’, there he was, four years old and climbing the stairs. Again he knocks on the door, and again he gets no reply.

As before he starts to stand and then remembers, `no, he isn’t old enough to walk down the stairs’, so he turns back to the door and starts to kneel down when the door opens and bumps his head and he falls, screaming, down the stairs.

Now he is no longer screaming and his father his not crooning. His father is screaming as he carries the lifeless body of his son through the front room. 

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REWIND

I think that every person, when they reach the age of seventy, should be given a birthday gift. The opportunity to rewind, to return to an earlier age, a time of their choosing, while retaining memories of the present life.  A chance to correct errors made in the past.

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REWIND

When a person reaches the age of seventy they should have the option of going back in time, mentally and physically, to a time of their choosing so that they can sidestep an act that adversely impacted their life.

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Snake

If you wake up and find a snake stretched out beside you. Roll away as fast as you can. It’s measuring you.

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MARVELLOUS SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHRU

Cuban Scientists discover light plant propogation http://www.leespage.ca/h/travel/cuba/cayo_santa_maria.html (see middle of page)

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Fire Trudeau

Personally I think Trudeau should be fired before he can complete his legalization of pot.

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HOW TO SWALLOW PILLS

Take a small sip, or drink, of water. This insulates your taste buds and lubricates your throat.

Now, toss in the pills and quickly flush them down with water.

No taste, and no hangup, of the pill catching in the back of your mouth or in your throat.

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BIN vs BEEN

‘Bin’ is my exwife’s name (Chinese for ‘ice’).

‘Been’ is the past tense of ‘be’.

Bin does not rhyme with been.

Yet, in the, oh so famous Xmas song ‘I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus ‘ ‘Bin’ and ‘Seen’ are the last word on two lines which should have rhyming words.

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Stupid Cyclists

I just about killed a bicycle this morning.

It is still dark and I am still shaking.

The idiot was all in black.

No headlights. No tail lights. No reflectors.

On the wrong side of the road.

If he had had a good tan I wouldn’t have seen him. At the last minute my headlights reflected off his face.

Luckily there was no other traffic and I was able to veer onto the wrong side of the street.

Cyclists are always complaining about drivers not showing them courtesy.

When are cyclists going to earn it?

Cycles are vehicles. Learn the traffic laws and obey them.

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They do. It’s called power off.

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down