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she is everything

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Rip Howl Pendragon, you would’ve loved Korean skincare.

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Source

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had a surreal experience at work this morning. i was the only person on the floor when we opened and a customer came over and was like "do you mind if i ask you for help with something?" and when i jokingly said "i don't think you have much of a choice to be honest" he replied "we always have a choice" and then we both just stood there opposite each other like rival wizards of light and dark for several moments.

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i hate all the people who go like "ohh van gogh is overrated" or "you just like van gogh cause it's popular". yeah? so what? can't i like stuff that a lot of people like? can't you admit that dude is an amazing painter and deserves every single fucking ounce of recognition? shut up, please. i'm falling in love with the starry night all over again wheter you find that good or not, bitch

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My favourite thing about the D&D movie is it never stops trying to be a D&D movie even down to the most minute, unsung details. There's initiative order gags (I'll go last!) there's rolling a 1 gags (setting off the trap on the bridge by inexplicably just walking up to it) there's stat gags (nobody had high enough Intelligence to be in danger from the Intellect Devourers). Almost every spell is identifiable, from Xenk using smite to Sofina whipping out Finger of Death. Simon's character arc is about his self-confidence being tied to his mastery of magic because Charisma is the spellcasting stat for sorcerers. The era of movies based on games being afraid of their source material is over.

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What’s your thoughts on sexual relations with robots?

i turned this computer on like 5 minutes ago can i have a brief moment of peace before i have to read these things please

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She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

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Being older is weird - so let’s play a game about it!

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big fan of creatures that are both divine and mechanical

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The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing

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we NEED jake hurwitz to play a girl dnd character. women, as a gender, deserve that level of cringefail he brings to the table

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Despite approximately 200,000 years of evolution, humans are still completely vulnerable while they sleep and lack any sort of defensive mechanism.

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