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mini mini compilation of ryan and shane saying the same thing :’)
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its that time of year where people on tumblr are shouting “if you donate to AO3 and not my personal gofundme you are EVIL”
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Would like to officially welcome Nighttime Dan to the family.
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Charlie Day Luigi: HERES A-MY BROTHER MARIO NOW TO TELL YOU A WHOLE-A HEAPING SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMATIONI!!!
Chris Pratt Mario: Hello Luigi.
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they should just put random people’s faces on money
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my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.
me: i would just give it to you.
my dad:
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in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie
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An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.
Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)
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I can handle people blazing their nudes but I draw the line at Christian preachers
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does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012
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The spring break they deserved
#i didnt mean to draw this#it was my demons#if the duffer brothers weren't pussies then will and eleven wouldn't have been step-siblings and mike would be bi#and they could be a thruple#so then we could have#byler#and#mileven#okay stop reading now#stranger things#mike wheeler#will byers#eleven#011#jane hopper#stranger things ships#ig im an art ac now
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God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.
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