beastlybantering
beastlybantering
Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here
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beastlybantering · 1 day ago
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how would YOU, yes, YOU, there in the tree, like to accept the OFFER OF A LIFETIME? by which i mean, of course, i receive the rest of what little sanity you guys have left and auction it off to the HIGHEST BIDDER! so, what d’ya say, PALS? GREAT offer, amirite?
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No.
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beastlybantering · 11 days ago
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i know how boring it must be to be trapped in a tree for so long, so i have found song suggestions for my two favorite beasts! both of the songs are by Queen. I think Burning Spice Cookie would like “Who Wants to Live Forever” and Shadow Milk Cookie would like “The Show Must Go On”
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Why, thank you, my anonymous texter! I will make sure to give mine a listen later! I can't say the same for Burning Spice Cookie, though. He's still peeved about the whole "forcing him to get adopted in exchange for our freedom" thing.
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beastlybantering · 13 days ago
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I see no correlation between your words and this image. However you might try to defend your pointless attachments to your possessions, it will all be for naught in the end! They will all be engulfed by destruction in one way or another.
*the phone receives a child took it quality picture with tiny fingers in the frame, it seems to be a blanket pile with lots of shinies(see: pens, rocks, stuff a dragon or bird might take), and some plushies*
>"harbee! Maybol sayed camom like marbols"<
*child- that's the wrong number again-*
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Ah! Such a wonderful collection of items! Smashing them to pieces will be most exquisite!
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beastlybantering · 15 days ago
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😂😂😂
SMC: hello hello HELLO whoever has a turn with the phone today! how is everything going in that ACCURSED TREE? :)
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beastlybantering · 15 days ago
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😂😂👍
SMC: hello hello HELLO whoever has a turn with the phone today! how is everything going in that ACCURSED TREE? :)
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beastlybantering · 15 days ago
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SMC: hello hello HELLO whoever has a turn with the phone today! how is everything going in that ACCURSED TREE? :)
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beastlybantering · 15 days ago
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beastlybantering · 15 days ago
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🧂❌🗣️
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beastlybantering · 15 days ago
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😁😁😁
SMC: hello hello HELLO whoever has a turn with the phone today! how is everything going in that ACCURSED TREE? :)
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beastlybantering · 15 days ago
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beastlybantering · 15 days ago
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🤫🧂≈🤡🧂❓❓❓❓
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beastlybantering · 15 days ago
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🧂❌🧶❓
SMC: hello hello HELLO whoever has a turn with the phone today! how is everything going in that ACCURSED TREE? :)
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beastlybantering · 15 days ago
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❓❓❓
SMC: hello hello HELLO whoever has a turn with the phone today! how is everything going in that ACCURSED TREE? :)
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beastlybantering · 15 days ago
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🤡🧶❓
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beastlybantering · 15 days ago
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🧂🤜🪷⚔️🗡️➡️🧂🏆➕🪷😵💀
SMC: hello hello HELLO whoever has a turn with the phone today! how is everything going in that ACCURSED TREE? :)
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beastlybantering · 15 days ago
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beastlybantering · 16 days ago
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