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Nothing, nevermind. You just don’t seem as happy as you have been, is all. Much more tolerable.

Whatcha mean?

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Then why all the talk of happily ‘after’?

That’s what I plan on doing, dude.

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I think you just need to stop sweating the stuff and do what you want.

Well. What you and your girl want, anyway.

Well, like, I dunno? They never really have ages on the Disney stuff, so…

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No, because you were the one talking tome about happy endings and true love and shit. You were born and raised Disney. You should know by now.

Don’t all your fairy tale heroes get married and start having kids in their teens or some shit?

Maybe one will. Doesn’t hurt to have a bunch. :P

Why ‘cuz I’m blonde? I don’t know! No, you ain’t gotta be old to be happy. But babies and stuff is the kinda happy ya might have to be older for.

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Really? Because you’ve annoyed the shit out of me and used your bitch face on me quite a few times. I feel targeted.

Sure.

How was Burt, today? What’d you guys do?

I don’t target people. I have different ways of ruling.  Ah, well that does sound like a good reason to wear a shirt. I don’t think I’ll ever have to worry about said problem, however. 

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TEXT: Puckitty

Kitty: [seen]

Kitty, 5 minutes later: I can do it for him 'cause he doesn't make me feel like shit about myself.

Puck: [read and ignored]

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TEXT: Puckitty

Kitty: And you don't know shit about my relationship or what made me start it.

Kitty: And you don't know shit about me.

Kitty: Okay?

Puck: And just like that, you take something small and blow it up into something huge as fuck. Just like a fucking chick to take ONE FUCKING WORD, like 'lame' and make it about the entire fucking universe being against you.

Puck: Hey, remember like 5 fucking minutes ago when you were saying you could be chill and could trust you to talk to about my shit? And remember when I said not to get ahead of yourself? So funny how instant that gratification was.

Puck: So why is it that you can change everything and try so fucking hard for one person, but not for someone else? What have I ever done to you that's made ME not worthy of you being a fucking human being, but you're able to drop everything about yourself you used to brag about for him?

Puck: Get the fuck over yourself and your boyfriend. 'Okay?' -.-

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TEXT: Puckitty

Kitty: ...Nice story?

Kitty: I think Marley's lame because she's boring.

Puck: Cool. You don't know my girlfriend and I don't know your boyfriend. Done and done.

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TEXT: Puckitty

Kitty: It doesn't say anything about his character.

Kitty: I'm not gonna list all the things about him that make me so nuts, because quite frankly, it's none of your business. But yes. He is very good in bed.

Puck: Didn't say it did. Just said I thought he was lame. The things you think about him doesn't say anything about the way I do. Works both ways.

Puck: Cool.

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TEXT: Puckitty

Kitty: Don't be a dick.

Kitty: And plus, when he and I hang out, it's a little different from when you guys would hang out.

Puck: What? No one here even fucking knows him because he doesn't talk to anyone or do anything. It's like when you're not talking about him, he doesn't even exist. He's worse than Quinn.

Puck: So because he's good in bed, his 'talents' make him worth changing your whole lifestyle over?

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TEXT: Puckitty

Kitty: Don't take it personally, I never listen to anyone.

Kitty: He's all I think about most of the time. Work's becoming a drag because I just want to go back and see him. It's so lame.

Puck: He must be super cool when you two hang out because he seems lame as fuck to me.

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Celebrity crush?

Sophia Bush, for sure. Haven’t I said this before?

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TEXT: Puckitty

Kitty: Yeah, I'm not gonna take a pledge of abstinence to prove a point.

Kitty: I'm trying my best. The thing is, I'm terrified of him hurting me, so it makes me scared to hurt him. I've stopped flirting, I've stopped posting revealing photos, I've stopped sleeping around, for god's sake. I want to be a good girlfriend to him. I really do, I care about him so much and he makes me so happy and I don't want to let him down.

Puck: Who said anything about abstinance? I swear you only half listen to me sometimes.

Puck: No. Fuck 'sometimes.' All the time.

Puck: Determination definitely helps.

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TEXT: Puckitty

Kitty: Hey, it's a work in progress. I actually stayed over at his for two nights in a row the other week and it was fine. I'm getting there.

Kitty: Oh my god, that was one time and I apologized.

Puck: I'm just saying, kit; you gotta actually /not/ do something and make real progress before you can start bragging. That's all.

Puck: I'm proud of you. Just don't get ahead of yourself, is all. That's how you fall off the wagon. As soon as I started calling myself a good boyfriend, she got pissed at me for flirting with you and Rachel and I knew I'd done wrong.

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Lego House.

And out of all these things I've done, I think I love you better now, nowI'm gonna paint you by numbers and colour you inIf things go right we can frame it and put you on a wallAnd it's so hard to say it but I've been here beforeNow I'll surrender up my heart and swap it for yours

Good song but wtf?

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TEXT: Puckitty

Kitty: Well, that was Finn. You couldn't have done that. The thing about Finn, is that he makes me feel safe to do this. He makes me feel like I could be okay with something long-term. I sometimes feel like I could fall in love with him one day.

Kitty: Wow, really don't tell anyone I just said that.

Kitty: Brag to me. I won't mention it to anyone, it's just that your blue balls are really stressing me out and I'm gonna want to congratulate you.

Puck: Yet you don't wanna stay at his house more than a day in a row and you're questioning your every move. You make NO sense. But good for you.

Puck: You mean until the next time she's got you cornered outside my door and you wanna fuck with her head because you don't like her?