beautifulbluebeast

[beautifulbluebeast]

I told you, I like the mouthfeel!!

Look there's nothing wrong with Soju, but I can't drink it around other people.

[beautifulbluebeast]

Ohohohoho. Do we have plans to bring the full force of our merriment to an established soon?

I better see you with something stronger than that yuzu drink from last time, Rival!

Look there's nothing wrong with Soju, but I can't drink it around other people.

[beautifulbluebeast]

Such vigor! There's nothing wrong with a boost of cheer in moderation!!

Good morning ! I know Mondays can be challenging to some, but you know what we do?

That's right, we're going to face it bravely anyways!

[beautifulbluebeast]

@scarecrow-in-a-hatake

😔😔😔

@scarecrow-in-a-hatake you fucking listen to @beautifulbluebeast right the fuck now. Listen to Gai. If you make him sad like this I will throat punch you. Listen to your rival.

[beautifulbluebeast]

I send this one to him at least once a month! As a reminder!! To go to therapy!!!

of course you have white hair and trauma

[beautifulbluebeast]

Good morning ! I know Mondays can be challenging to some, but you know what we do?

That's right, we're going to face it bravely anyways!

[beautifulbluebeast]

RIVAL! RIVAL STAY WITH ME!!!

Someone come get this idiot out of my apartment.

[beautifulbluebeast]

🥺 Do you not look at the things I tag you in?

Why do people who vaguely refer to me in their posts expect me to have seen it? I look at my notifications once a week. None of you show up on my 'dash' and that's the way things should be. This has been a public service announcement.

[beautifulbluebeast]

Good morning ! Remember, if you break your own rib on accident while handling nunchaku, it means that you're incredibly strong!

[beautifulbluebeast]

Good morning! Has anyone seen my rival around, today?

[beautifulbluebeast]

[beautifulbluebeast]

proficient in using ranged and deranged weapons

[beautifulbluebeast]

Hasn't succeeded yet!

Just because your constitution is too delicate to shotgun vinegar doesn't mean it doesn't work. I'm living proof, Kakashi, look at me!

[ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ?

[ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ?

[ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ?

[ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ?

Hmm. Neither, for the first? I'd say I have a healthy appreciation for my own personal space, is all. I already answered how I laugh, but I suppose I could give you another example.

As for home... that's Konoha, I suppose. I was born and raised here. With any luck, I'll die here, too.

Superstitions and rituals are something that most shinobi ascribe our luck to at some point or the other in our careers. Asuma makes detours during slower missions to collect goshuin, for example. Kurenai likes to tap the rim of her glass or dish twice on the first pour every time we go out drinking. Gai is very particular about sleeping with his head pointing south whenever possible, and he swears that drinking a shot of vinegar once every day while he's on bedrest helps him maintain his flexibility.

Yes, he's tried to rope me into it. Thankfully, he hasn't succeeded.

[beautifulbluebeast]

... Let's go get lunch!

How can i monetize my Suicidal ideation

[beautifulbluebeast]

That's so funny! When was the last time you slept?

How can i monetize my Suicidal ideation

[beautifulbluebeast]

Good morning !

[beautifulbluebeast]

It's... very warm... outside today ...

Everyone, remember to drink water!