becauseofmyshoes

[becauseofmyshoes]

name something purer than this. i’ll wait

[becauseofmyshoes]

I’m sorrry but…

[becauseofmyshoes]

America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king

[becauseofmyshoes]

all that anyone needs to know about my time in japan

[becauseofmyshoes]

[becauseofmyshoes]

not all heroes wear capes

[becauseofmyshoes]

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

[becauseofmyshoes]

“how much do you love me?”

*cradles ur cheeks in my hands and looks deeply into ur eyes*

“hella”

[becauseofmyshoes]

[becauseofmyshoes]

[becauseofmyshoes]

Adultier Adult: We're both adults you're allowed to call me by my first name

Me: I Cannot Do That

[becauseofmyshoes]

reading ur old writing

[becauseofmyshoes]

[becauseofmyshoes]

listen if Snorlax can suddenly awaken and transform into something powerful and useful after 20 years of lying around doing fuck-all then maybe there’s hope for me yet

[becauseofmyshoes]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[becauseofmyshoes]

[becauseofmyshoes]

You: May I have the bill?

Me, an intellectual: Might I acquire the William?