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gonna be taking time off to go to @bovemcaput, my tavros

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Absinthe - The Artist’s Drink

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signs as andrew hussie’s tweets

aries

taurus

gemini

cancer

leo

virgo

libra

scorpio

sagittarius

capricorn

aquarius

pisces

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I'm actually gonna do icons

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Askbox is open!

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An aesthetic for a Die who gets easily overwhelmed for anon

- Mod DoomedDirk

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"A Goblin!" -gamzmakara

GRANDPA HATES HALLOWEEN SENTENCE STARTERS

           accepting.

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      “ WHERE? ”

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fortunatusaraneam

Oh, his reaction was priceless. The troll planted her hands on her hips and let out a loud, raucous laugh. “What are you going to do, poke me to death?” She taunted, sticking her tongue out at him playfully.

Heavy hissing came from him as he gripped the doll in hands, “ Just wait until I get a pin made for you, you’ll be dead sooner than you think! You need to learn some manners! ”

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bubblymiracles

a tRoLl. :o)

     He grimaced, “ Oh those things. ”

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bubblymiracles

CauSe yA SaId ya cOuld. LiKe i dId. And. FuCK tHaT iSn’t mAkIn SeNse. OkAy bUt aRe yOU gOnNa tElL Me wHaT yA ArE?

An unsatisfied grumble rumbled from his throat at the grossly painted things logic, he was right.      “ A leprechaun, now what are you. ” 

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"And what are you supposed to 8e, a disappointment?"

GRANDPA HATES HALLOWEEN SENTENCE STARTERS

            accepting. 

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         “ Why you — !!! ” 

Of course, while he pulls out his doll, it would be pointless, he has no pins made for this disgusting gray thing. It doesn’t mean he cant threaten.

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Grandpa HATES Halloween Sentence Starters

"You want me to tell you a what? A bedtime story? Alright, well it's gonna have to be a spooky one because it's the Halloween Town."

"Then the dead pharmacist told the boy 'You got Type 2 diabetes,' and the boy never had candy again."

"The fuck did you just call me?"

"I drank some bleach all the way down to the blue and now I'm starting to feel like Harry Potter's."

"Well it tasted like candy to me!"

"And what are you supposed to be, a disappointment?"

"Oh we ain't going nowhere until you drink all your milk."

"You wanna see Jesus?"

"I gotta go scare off those damn trick-or-treaters."

"I told you motherfucking kids to leave me the fuck alone!"

"Every Halloween I have the same goddamn nightmare. A goblin tries to eat out my asshole."

"Have you seen this app? It shows what you're gonna look like when you get old and fucked up."

"Boy, pull up your goddamn pants. The spookiest thing in this store is that a dick that small is in my gene pool."

"Put that candy back I ain't not buying you shit."

"Fuck me right in the asshole!"

"I don't want this anymore."

"This is longer than my dick."

"Get back here you little asshole!"

"When we get home, I'm gonna give you a spooky ass grounding."

"A goblin!"

"What the FUCK!"