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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

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the worst part is the new cracker barrel logo IS bad and corporate minimalism designs when your brand is "old timey charm" is a weird disconnect but now saying so aligns you with insane nazis instead of the people who SHOULD care, graphic design nerds

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season 1 vs. season 7

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like a solid 60% of weird fandom tropes were invented by women who needed slightly more avant garde ways to fuck spock.... wanting to fuck spock is in many ways a load bearing pillar of fandom like if u took it away the source code would just break theres like a molecule of wanting to fuck spock or reaction to everyone wanting to fuck spock within the heart of fanfic all fanfiction is about wanting to fuck spock except fanfic about wanting to fuck spock which is about women in stem

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jb pritzker launching a megal hotline for all lgbtq+ folks in Illinois!!

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Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

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"moments like this make me glad to be awake."

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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we need to bring back gamefaqs. i don't wanna join your stupid discord. i don't wanna use your ugly shitty fandom wiki. i don't wanna have to dig through poorly-organzied reddit threads. we want bespoke ascii header art! we want plaintext documents and guides with minimal clutter that are properly indexed and easy to navigate!

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What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

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The 1st official statement from the new Honorary President of Dropout, Vic Michaelis 🫡

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Wikipedia is lost to our friends across the waters.

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Demi STOP

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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.

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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

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very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.