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You thought you had locked your front door before laying down for a nap. Little did you know not only had you not locked it. But while you were fast asleep the cute girls that lived next door came over and saw you in your soaking wet Cushies. They even snapped a pic while you slept because a little blackmail evidence meant they’d never have to clean their apartment or do their own laundry again.

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It wasn’t easy, but you did it. You finally got her back to your room and told her about your incontinence. You were sure she was going to be okay with it. She was everything you wanted.

Until you saw her staring at you.

“Diapers?!? Are you kidding me? The whole time we were talking you were pissing your diaper? Sitting in your own pee like it was no big deal? You didn’t think to mention it before?”

“Oh, you wanted to wait until you told me? So you just wanted to waste my time pretending I’d actually want to date someone in diapers? Look at me! Why would I want to be with someone in diapers?”

“You thought it wasn’t a big deal? You’re wearing a diaper!! How is that not a big deal? Can you think of anything more embarrassing than a diaper? Because I can’t. How can you sit there and pretend to be a man? Men don’t wear diapers—but babies do. You think I’m into babies?!?”

“Oh you’re not a baby? It’s just a ‘medical condition?’ Yeah, no. You piss yourself like a baby. You wear diapers like a baby. You know what they say…if the diaper fits, you must wear it, baby.”

“It’s too late for sorry, baby. You wasted three weeks of my life. I actually liked you, too. I was about to bang your brains out. But I don’t think that would be appropriate for a wittle baby, do you?”

“Awww, I’m being mean? Are you going to cry, baby? It’s okay if you do! I already know what you are, you’d just prove it to me! So go ahead. Cry. Cry about me being mean that you wear diapers!”

“Ohhhh, poor baby. Come here. Maybe we can find someone to change your diapers, sweetie!”

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Hey, tell you what, you start covering half my rent and I promise I won't tell a soul. Omg relax! I'm just kidding! I mean.. unless you don't want to risk it..

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Seriously, babe? Again? Ugh, this is so fucking ridiculous. You're a grown-ass man. Why the hell do you keep pissing the bed like a toddler? It's so gross.

These sheets are totally ruined… You realize the hotel is going to have to charge us for these? Honestly, I’m so done with your babyish little bedwetting habit. The first thing we’re doing today, after you’ve apologized to the staff for peeing in the bed, is going to the store to buy you some adult diapers. You can wear them for the rest of the vacation, and not just at night.

You heard me. Maybe waddling around in a thick, disgusting diaper all day will help motivate you to stay dry when you go to sleep. And you can forget about any ‘big boy’ fun with me as well. Until this problem clears up, I am no longer your wife. I’m your Mommy now, got it? You will do as I tell you without question. You will call me “Mom” at all times, even in public. You will not complain if I bring other men back to the hotel room. Is that clear, baby?

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"Well... I was gonna say, 'Happy new year...' buuuuut you don't look so happy. Ha ha... Yeeeaaaah... I had a feeling you might pee in your Pee-Jays last night. Kind of you to prove me right."

"Maybe your new years resolution should be to keep your pants dry. Although I can guess that'll be one of those resolutions that doesn't stick..."

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"Hey, Ollie! Wake up! It's almost midday! And you still look like you've barely slept. What's wrong, you kept having to get up and pee...? I heard you go a few times. Jeez, how much did you have to drink last night?"

Figuring he wasn't feeling great to say the least, Sophie offered to help her roommate out. "Come on... let's get you some breakfast and a glass of water. You'll feel better once you eat something, I promise..."

"Um... I think I'd rather stay in a little longer..." he mumbled.

"Don't be a baby. This is for your own good. Now get up."

"No... Wait! Please!"

As Sophie snatched back the covers, she immediately realized why he was being so resistant.

"Wow..." She smirked at the glowing look of humiliation on his face. "Bad start to Dry January, huh?" She giggled as he cringed in embarrassment. "At least you stayed hydrated, right? Ha ha ha ha ha!"

As she laughed, she saw his eyes widen, and instinctively looked down to see a little more pee re-wet his pants. The smirk on her face widened. Something told her this wouldn't be the last time she saw that happen.

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Good morning, sunshine! You're up bright and early. You don't usually get out of bed for another couple of hours at least. And what's with all that laundry in your hands? Is everything... Oh honey, you wet the bed!

You poor thing! It's okay, sweet boy. It was just a little accident, that's all. Even grown-up boys back from college have accidents sometimes. Here, let me take those soggy sheets off you. I'm your Stepmommy, I’ll take care of it. You just focus on getting cleaned up. I'll sort out the washing, then I'll head to the store to pick up some adult diapers. I didn’t realize you were a bedwetter, sweetie!

Oh? This has never happened before? That's so strange! What a mystery... Well never mind that now. We need to do something to make sure it doesn't happen again darling, and I really think diapers are the best way to do that, just until we can be sure your bedwetting was a one-off. And you'll only have to wear them at night, honey. Unless of course your little problem starts happening during the day too. Then your cute little butt would have to be in adorable diapers 24/7! But I'm sure that won't happen...

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"Oh, that is such a shame. Your sister brings a load of her friends over, and now they're keeping both the bathrooms occupied. And here you are, hopping around, so desperate to pee, nowhere to go, and they're being all bitchy and teasing you about it! They're so mean, I don't know why I hang out with them sometimes. I mean, they think you like me, and so they think it'd be funny to try and make you pee your pants in front of me. Real mature, girls. Well... you stay strong lil' guy. You haven't pissed yourself... yet..."

*Pssssssss*

"Oops! Might've spoken a little soon there!"

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Oh babe you're not sleeping in this bed tonight. No I'm serious. I know it was only a couple of drinks but this mattress is brand new. We had an agreement after last time - no liquids after 7pm. No, you don't have to go. I thought this might happen so I put a plastic mattress protector on the bed in the spare room.

Why didn't I get one for this bed?? Well let's think.. maybe it's because I don't need a one because I'm an adult? Maybe it's because I don't want to sleep on a noisy, annoying plastic sheet. Some of us didn't grow up wetting the bed every night so we never got a chance to get used to that...

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"Shhh... don't wake him yet..."

"Do you think he's dreaming about us?"

"Looking at the boner he's got... I reckon so!"

"Ha ha... what a perv! Bet he's imagining the three of us sneaking into his room just like this..."

"Mmm... maybe not exactly like this."

"Yeah... probably not so we could give him the old hand-in-the-water trick... he he... how long do you think that takes to...

*hssssssss*

"Pfft! Not that long apparently... He he... Oh wow! He really must've had to go! Oh my god that's so funny!"

"He he... now the best part, girls. On three... one... two..."

"WAKEY WAKEY!!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!"

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Yeah, I don't think so. Sorry sweetie, you're cute and all, but the whole diaper dependency thing is kind of a turn off... Keep your Pampers on. I'm going home. And for future reference, you really ought to tell a girl you're not potty trained before you bring her back to your place. I came out tonight to get railed, not to babysit.

You can still 'do it'? That's not really the issue, crinkle-pants. Your little pecker might be fully functional, but it spends all day in a diaper that, presumably, you fill with pee. And that's gross. Sorry, but I'm not sleeping with a guy who can't even keep his pants dry. If you want to fool around with girls like a big boy, how about you try a little bit harder at toilet training in the future? Remember, pee-pee goes in the potty, not your pants!

Yeah yeah, you can't help it, whatever. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be cruel. I get that you're incontinent. I'm just a bit pissed off, you know? You should've told me about your condition. I'm sure there's a girl out there somewhere who can get past your little 'still goes to the bathroom in his own pants' issue, but it's not me. I prefer men who won't need their wet diapers changed the morning after. But at least I got a funny story to tell my friends, right? Bye!

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