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one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism

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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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I got another photo with Giancarlo Esposito and the conversation went like this

me: hey 10 years ago I got a photo of you pretending a banana was a gun, do you remember me?

Giancarlo: of course I remember you

me: shit you’re a good actor

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Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?

Alyssa : Yes

Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea

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I love when you find an author who just has a good flavor to their writing. It could be the way they handle characters, the way they use certain tropes or themes, even the specific lilt of their words. Its familiar and comforting and carries across different stories, like coming back to a place of comfort and recognizing the furniture.

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i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

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my love for plain white rice is intense and unhealthy AMA

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this one kid can be very hard to understand bc in addition to his sound formation being a mess he really struggles with sentence structure so even tho hes very chatty sometimes it takes some detective work to figure out what hes saying. so at recess the other day hes saying something that definitely sounds like a tattle & im asking for clarification trying to piece it together & i realize hes grumpily saying "the wind make me cold on purpose"

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nostalgia web-core tiger sharks 💾 get it as a postcard and sticker here!

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your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section

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sometimes reddit is good