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"30 years old isn't old man" what privilege do you live in where your life expectancy is far past 30 years

This post blindsided me so bad I spent a full minute staring at it in shock

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woah mama im so good at this whole "administrator" thing

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there will be more

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big fan of when businesses have signs that preemptively thank you for following a rule. "thank you for respecting our staff" "thank you for not smoking in the bus station." etc. its a passive aggressive power move and it works on me every time. i mean i wasn't even PLANNING on direspecting the staff but now i'm extra not gonna. they thanked me already. i've been checkmated.

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t shirt that says if you do not give me written instructions i will kill myself

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Everyone: Please please please don't write your books in Google Docs. Frankly don't use Google Drive for personal stuff.

Their terms of service say they take down stuff like content related to terrorism and trafficking, but this Google Sheet was literally a list of movies I'd watched this year and books I'd read.

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its funny when events that probably couldve been traumatic dont bother you so you'll end up casually dropping stuff like "so after that time i almost got lost at sea as a kid-" and theyll be like WHAT and youre like. oh yeah dont worry its just part of my lore. its honestly not even a top five interesting backstory moment. focus please.

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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GIGGLING WHAT ARE WE DOING

Ft: @bananacat76

(This is the only context you’re getting)

ok here’s the shit we did

I’M FRYING

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Stupid meme template I did as warmup lmao

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Let's make a child lost to the nowhere, shall we?

To randomise a number, you can do so using this website if desired. otherwise, you're free to reblog asking users to submit numbers for you, or you can pick and choose, yourself. You're also free to omit any options you had your own ideas for, or don't necessarily want to use.

The options are largely vague on purpose to give you something to work with, without telling you exactly what to design, so you can have fun coming up with your own ideas at the same time!

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hi! i'm not sure if you made it, but there's an edited page a lot like what you make that i saw a while ago that's like...a super crappy picture of a whale or a shark and i think one of the columns said 'wtf is that/large guy'. i've been trying so hard to find it but i can't 😭 do you know if that's one you made?

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i think he should grow extra limbs when hes angry

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i might as well keep posting wips of this project since its going to take me quite a while and i'm having a lot of fun in the meantime HAHA