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Yknow what. I’m just gonna say it.

It’s about time we have a fictional princess who actually enjoys being a princess.

She enjoys the politics. She enjoys the diplomacy. And she enjoys the balls and banquets and attention and pretty dresses and that doesn’t make her a dumb shallow bimbo or some regressive anti feminist handmaid or whatever the kids say these days about women who don’t fall in line with their Strong Female Character power fantasies.

All the princesses urging for ‘something more’ that’s all fine and good but I’m ready to see a princess who appreciates that being a princess is already a lot!

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WELCOME TO MY EVIL LAIR!

I’m evil mirabelle, a housemaiden to the holy crab. I like happy and cheesy books (unlike that DISGUSTING CURSING OF THE CHÂTEAU CASTLE) and also ghosts. I HATE change,silly noises,learning things,change, plums and anything related to them and change.

If you see any imposter claiming to be good, they are lying! I am the original (and better) mirabelle, as you can see.

Thats is all, have a evilish day full of crabs!

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does signing petitions even do anything or is it essentially just another data harvesting operation. i certainly would be willing to do it if it wasnt always like 'by signing this petition you agree that we can send you spam emails and text you all the time and also btw theres no box you can uncheck to opt out of this youll have to do that after we already start texting you." or maybe at least if i had ever heard of a single instance of a petition resulting in anything other than the people being petitioned saying "we have heard your complaints and after sitting and thinking about things for a long time have decided to do what we were gonna do anyway and you can all go fuck yourselves. thank you for understanding."

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ranking the best things I have had heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

"Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

(spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

[okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: ""[xxx], "Please remember that the patient is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

[another procedure where the patient couldn't be anaesthetised] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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life is good

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In Stars and Time with the Omori manga cover(?) !!!!!!!

this was SUPER fun to make i love omori and isat🤞🤞🤞

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I love free will

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it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

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im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

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fanart of this dess design

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are we even trying to make posts anymore

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i drew a cat

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I think I made this exact post before but every few months on social media someone will be like “OMGGGGGG I FOUND BONES BURIED IN MY CELLAR. I JUST CALLED THE COPS.” and the bones are so visibly (weathered) butchered cow bones or small animal bones. Not a single time is it a ‘they could be human…’ incident. Totally not the poster’s fault because I doubt the majority of people know human skeletal anatomy. Were people 120 years ago burying the remains of their barbecue rib dinner in the dirt floor of the cellar to freak people out in the future or something? No, but like, it seems like packing your walls and floors with trash was so common until like 30 years ago.