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if i had a penis I'd jerk til im raw. if i had a penis id jerk til im sore
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Liking a character is crazy you say shit like "imagine him sitting on a barstool" like its revolutionary
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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lugia loaf 🍞 i just really wanted to draw this pose
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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds
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Thinkin abt "look who at da poppo general" and laughing to myself (at work) (foolish)
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maaan grandpa suuucks *feeds him an edible and makes him listen to creepy carnival music with a blindfold on*
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tumblr will be like “check out these blogs!” and show me people id get a restraining order against irl
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Did they like kill him yet are we just leaving him to wither away and get more highlighter color every season.
#the prophecy also stated he lost an eyeball#as predicted.#via the prophecy.#cant wait for five minutes of that bullshit#WHERE IS HE#WHERE IS GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT WHERE IS HE
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