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Hey, four fifths of my polycule saw you from across the bar and think you're cute. The other one thinks you're fuck ugly.

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An obnoxious Leftie take I have is that we need to make it common knowledge that the medical term for a miscarriage is a “spontaneous abortion” it makes it much more difficult to say something should be illegal when it is understood medically as something the body can just do sometimes.

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normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

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it's so fucking crazy how defensive people get when you criticize like anything to do with the beauty industry. you point out that it's predatory and sucky to sell women new insecurities and people come crawling out of the woodwork screaming "well i LIKE wearing makeup every day i LIKE shaving i LIKE freezing the muscles in my face" okay well that's so awesome for you that you don't want to examine why you do the things you do or who benefits from you doing them. you are a BEAUTIFUL tar pit congratulations

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life is hard not using YouTube to protest the ai, and Amazon for being a generally evil company. But it is worth it.

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um guys, I think we need to stop waiting for ‘the right time’ and just start doing the things we want whenever because the right time’s never gonna come, and if we keep waiting it’s just gonna turn into an endless cycle

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I can understand having trouble changing the pronouns you use for someone you've known a long time, but just being confused about it general? I don't get. what is there not to get. they use that pronoun "it's so confusing" they're giving you the answer

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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

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learning that ofc means ‘of fucking course’ is such bullshit. she’s ‘ofcourse’ to me

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when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

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There was a lot of stuff I was supposed to do today, but instead I've made this:

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You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit

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(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind

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nailed it

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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was