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so i really like this show and decided that i should make a powerpoint to get people to watch it. and now 5 hours later here we are. this is my pitch. please watch 莲花楼

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Nobody is going to care about this but I'm imagining He Xuan as a sylveon

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biyearly (?) mandatory tgcf post

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Hey, who is that? A mysterious stranger that no mortal soul has ever seen, here in the library! Let's welcome the last minute addition, left!

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he xuan you would've loved mitski

[ID in plain and alt text: digital art of shi qingxuan and he xuan from tgcf in a lineless art style in a comic-like format with 6 panels to the lyrics of the song I'm your man by mitski.

they stand next to each other in their female forms, shi qingxuan excitedly yapping away while he xuan looks passively with her arms crossed. the lyrics "you're an angel, I'm a dog" are written above them.

a closeup of shi qingxuan smiling happily is next to the lyrics "or you're a dog" while a closeup of he xuan's side profile, bangs covering her eyes while she frowns, is next to the lyrics "and I'm your man"

he xuan stands in his real ghost king form towering over shi qingxuan in his male form on his knees, ankles chained to the wall. the depiction is zoomed out, facial expressions not drawn. the lyrics "you believe me like a god" are written above them

a zoom in of shi qingxuan's face, highly distressed in near tears with his hair disheveled. next to him are the lyrics "I destroy you"

he xuan from the waist up, clutching the head of shi wudu by his hair with one hand. he stares slightly down at the camera, expressionless and eyes cold. next to him are the lyrics "like I am"

a fish's bones with 3 air bubbles drawn next to it. above are the lyrics "I'm sorry I'm the one you love" End ID]

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Shang qinghua behind you-

[ID in plain and alt text: digital drawing of shang qinghua and shen qingqiu from scum villain. shang qinghua has one hand on his hip, the other hand pointing up, eyes closed and smiling as if saying something philosophical. Above him is a speech bubble where he quotes a tumblr post by user klezmurlocs that says "calling a work of fiction 'saccharine and masturbatory' to indicate that it is awesome. just like sugar and cranking off". shen qingqiu is behind him with a murderous glare, swinging his fan towards shang qinghua as if it was a baseball bat. End ID]

(shoutout to @princess-of-purple-prose for the idea I took from her tags)

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チーンホワ君の日常。

sqh’s everyday life.

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that's such a normal way of thinking honey ... no there's nothing wrong with your brain <3

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!!!

can u like, spam my ask box w ships, characters, headcanons etc i need things to draw please and thank u 👀

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hey mq your rival is kinda cute tbh😌👉👈

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Right person wrong- EVERYTHING LIKE jesus christ, let them LIVE, they went THROUGH IT

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“It hurts…”

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Premise is:

Fix-it timetravel bingge who tries to keep his adoptive mom alive by asking for help from some of his previous wives;

Knocks on the brothel backdoor...

And is greeted by a shen jiu ready to fight whoever wants to make a move on his found family trope sisters.

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damn I love this brush

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Heaven Official's Blessing photocards version