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At long last, in the 2020's, Onision has become what he should be; irrelevant.

It must hurt his narc ego to be so far from the spotlight. No one wants anything to do with him anymore.

Here's to hoping his potential to do harm diminishes into nothing in the coming years.

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We rightfully talk a lot about people like Alex Jones, Ben Shapiro, and Jordan Peterson, but a lot less ink is spilled on just how influential and how horrible of a person Daniel "Keemstar" Keem is. In addition to being a hugely important figure in the online alt-right (but hardly acknowledged as such), he has, like, a verified body count. This man is a *murderer*. Desmond Daniel Amofah, a.k.a. Etika, died from suicide at age 29. It was directly Keem's fault (Keem told him to jump off a bridge, and then he did), and he never faced any consequences. Brandon Ashur, a.k.a. Bashurverse attempted suicide multiple times because of Keemstar's repeated harassment on the basis that he was a child abuser (he wasn't), and he died of COVID in 2021 at age 36(!!), and would likely still be alive today without Keem. And these are just the high profile ones. Imagine how many of the non-public-figure "lolcows" he's mocked and harassed over the years have fared. And he has a large enough platform to sway public opinion against even highly popular people (e.g. Dream). Why has nobody fucking done anything about him yet.

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I dunno man.

At this point I think maybe we're not going to get useful self-experimentation data out of this guy. I think maybe he's just gonna die, like in the next 10 years.

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wow! i'm impressed!!

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lmao his little toes ican't

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lmao if it isn't right

how horror movie directors feel after including a rape scene of a teenage girl for 'realism' but not body hair

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best news from 2025 so far tbh 😂

can't wait to see the little piglet hehe i genuinely love peppa pig 🐷

WAIT I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MUMMY PIG IS PREGNANT WDYM 😨?!

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Okay, so I’m not saying Amouranth staged a home invasion, but… let’s just connect some dots real quick.

Six days ago: She makes a wildly unhinged comment about LGBTQ+ activists and the LA fires. Everyone rightfully drags her. Internet’s on fire (more than usual).

Yesterday: Suddenly, three armed men break into her house, demanding her crypto. She miraculously manages to shoot one, they all escape, and she winds up in the hospital.

Oh, and let’s not forget she just so happened to flex her $20 million in Bitcoin a few months ago. Convenient, no?

Like, I don’t know, maybe life just works like that when you’re Amouranth. One minute you’re getting canceled, the next you’re starring in a real-life heist movie. 💀

Could it all be real? Sure. But the timing?? The dramatic plot twist?? The way the entire conversation shifted from “Amouranth is homophobic” to “OMG poor Amouranth”?

I mean, if I tweeted something insane and suddenly got robbed in the most Hollywood-ass way possible, wouldn’t y’all at least raise an eyebrow?? Or am I just being crazy? 🤔

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lmao i know it's dark but it's exactly what I thought when I was reading the 911 transcript

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Casey Anthony, of killed her own daughter fame, decided to join TikTok to "advocate" for herself and her daughter. She claims to be doing this in a professional capacity as she wants to help other people getting in legal trouble.

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throwback to queen lana when she was relevant

girl i felt you so much lol

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tea of the day ☕

taytay is going to be in trouble and it's jubilous

oopss

wait what? why are we talking about Luigi Mangione's sex life out of sudden? I thought we were past that months ago and we're circling back to it??

poor JB getting blackmailed

kanye being kanye

Ryan Reynolds?

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tea of the day ☕

Erivo and Lena 💔

Scar Jo of course lol she's been pretty vocal about Ryan

lol Chalamet 🥸

Olivia Wilde and her curtain

Chalamet and Kylie. PLEASE. I can't stand them!

More hate against Chalamet. Because it's Elle Fanning.

lol Demi

Olivia Rodrigo 🍭

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Once upon a time, being "internet famous" meant you were either deeply unhinged, exceptionally funny, or had some cursed knowledge about early 2000s forum culture. Now? Now it's pretty clear you are a brand-safe corporate puppet fresh off the assembly line, courtesy of influencer farms—the dystopian content factories churning out charisma-free personalities.

Let’s start with content houses, aka McMansions filled with human billboards who only interact for the algorithm. These places are not real homes. They’re glorified film sets where a rotating cast of 19-year-olds pretends to be besties while pushing overpriced skincare and pretending their five-second TikTok dance is so slay. You ever notice how these people disappear the second they stop being marketable? That’s because they’re replaceable. Next up on the conveyor belt, babe.

Then there’s bot-driven engagement farms, where "influencers" buy their way into relevance with fake likes and comment sections full of “OMG so stunning queen 🔥.” Hate to break it to you, but half the people you follow aren’t actually famous—they’re just really good at paying for the illusion of clout. And let’s not forget AI influencers (Lil Miquela, I’m looking at you), proving that corporations don’t even need human meat suits to shill their products anymore. Just some CGI girlboss with a tragic backstory written by a marketing team. How inspiring!

And then, there's the worst part: the real people who get sucked into this nightmare and turned into corporate-owned, brand-friendly husks. If you’ve ever wondered why every influencer suddenly starts dressing the same, talking the same, and shilling the same five products in the same forced-relatable way, it’s because they’ve been fully absorbed into the content machine. They are no longer people. They are aesthetic-coded ad placements with a pulse.

The internet used to be weird. It used to be chaotic. Now it’s just another marketplace, and influencers are the sales associates trying to convince you that buying their affiliate-linked water bottle will make you just like them. Spoiler: it won’t.

Reject influencers. Be cringe. Be unmarketable. Post bad memes. Stay feral. 🖤

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Alleged former employee of Mr. Beast makes document & video stating that Mr. Beast is a "fraud"

Note: Before attacking people, read the document. Most of this is very well known.

Video:

Doc:

Concerning allegation: Illegal lotteries

The alleged former employee accuses Mr. Beast of holding illegal lotteries (ex. buy this item to be in a video). He points out specific videos, as well as the Feastables lottery, stating that it is worse due to it "encouraging children to eat more sugar". Though many do not know lottery laws, it is quite easy to see how these lotteries fall into these territories.

Well-known allegation: Faking videos

I assumed this was common knowledge. Besides CGI sets, the alleged former employee states that challenges were rigged to favor certain YouTubers.

The sad part about this is that Rosanna Pansino allegedly was edited out of a challenge to favor Logan Paul of all people.

Many of the other allegations are about Mr. Beast profiting off charity, which I also assumed was well known. Please read the document before jumping to conclusions based on other people's interpretations.