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dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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mfs will hear synth, autotune and a rap breakdown in a tøp song and be like “this doesn’t sound like twenty one pilots at all…” as if those aren’t literally the core components of self-titled, rab, and vessel.
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I miss The Bear. Why can't every show be about passion for one's craft tainted by the abuse associated with it
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something I'd like to say..
i dont care if someone's preferred pronouns bring you discomfort, use them or dont talk about them or interact with them.
"but indi! it/its pronouns are dehumanizi-"
NOPE! i dont care!
"but, this person goes by he/him but dresses femininely-"
so? is it actually hurting you?
"but neopronouns are hurting the trans communi-"
transphobes and terfs are hurting the trans community!
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pull the blinds…
stay quiet |-/
📷 @inkblots_ (please don’t repost without credit)
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do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.
remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.
thank you, Marsha. we remember you.
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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock
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horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or smth
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Things I desperately want on the new album:
1. Rapping
2. Screaming
3. At least one soft song like Truce or BYSYD. I need me another lullaby, please and thank you. <3
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as a farm girlie, looks like falconer gear. getting a Clifford pet??
THIS AIN'T A NOOSE THIS IS A LEASH AND HAVE NEWS FOR YOU YOU MUST OBEY ME!!!!
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i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone
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i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists
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