beemovieerotica
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beemovieerotica · 16 minutes ago
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beemovieerotica · 55 minutes ago
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beemovieerotica · 59 minutes ago
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My lukewarm take is that one of the greatest privileges of all is the ability to exist as the «default setting», being seen as just a person, and not as a representative of a group of people who share your gender, sexual orientation, ethnicity or cultural/religious background. Which is why the «not all men» pushback against any mention of structural sexism was what it was. Because suddenly people who were used to being the default setting were being made into representatives of their gender, having to prove that they were better than the stereotypes forced upon them. And they did not like that one bit.
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beemovieerotica · 1 hour ago
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by far the strangest part of the British government deciding to enact a sword hunt is that the policy they've put together is very clear about only banning "ninja swords" and "zombie-style knives." you're allowed to have a sword for fencing, or a machete for farm and garden work, or a zweihander for historical re-enactment purposes, but if you have a wakizashi your ass is fucking GRASS
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beemovieerotica · 1 hour ago
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any sufficiently advanced friendship is indistinguishable from some freakey deakey sex bullshit
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beemovieerotica · 1 hour ago
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not to be harsh but anyone who's like "omg just rewatched pirates of the caribbean and it got me thinking about a COMPLETELY UNRELATED AU FOR MY SHOW #MYSHOW ♥️" and sticks that shit in the main potc tag can die one thousand deaths idc like some of us live here I literally don't care if you think 911 steve or whatever could wear a tricorn and cover up the ugly buzzcut take that up with the fujos in your own tag
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beemovieerotica · 2 hours ago
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LMFAOOOO the kind of kinktober happening on twt…
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beemovieerotica · 2 hours ago
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it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation
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beemovieerotica · 2 hours ago
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is this because i talked about how my grandmother was in japan when the bombs dropped or is it because i reblogged a twitter post that used the words mothershima and cuntasaki
@beemovieerotica saw this ad three times in a row on your blog. macroaggression
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beemovieerotica · 2 hours ago
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Favourite bg3 build? I want to play something other than an eldritch blast spammer
i've only played like... the intro of bg3 and never got that much further into it :\ sorry !!!
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beemovieerotica · 2 hours ago
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lol
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beemovieerotica · 3 hours ago
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told the phlebotomist "enjoy my blood" and she said "thanks i'll savor every last drop"
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beemovieerotica · 3 hours ago
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why didnt anyone tell me that this emmy award-winning show was good
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beemovieerotica · 3 hours ago
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Masha The Hero
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beemovieerotica · 3 hours ago
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laundry machines vibrating at the same frequency as your bowels
What is it about laundromats that make you need to take a shit when you go in there
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beemovieerotica · 3 hours ago
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good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday
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