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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHh

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lifeweaver moans while he eats it

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taking a hot hiatus on here, i’ve lost writing motivation but it will be finished sometime before i die

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have y’all ever played skyrim while ovulation is hitting you like a truck? genuinely wild

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just saw the fnaf movie

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Made some tay tay cardigans for all my animal crossing players

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‘like we’ll never have sex’ by leith ross is so malenia coded

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have your characters permanently disabled at the end of their story. It's not a punishment, I promise. You don't have to imply that your hero is going to "overcome" their disability at the epilogue.

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what happened to hello how are you my name is

makes me so mad that I’ll never be able to open up some guys rib cage and just stick my hands in his organs and move em around while he moans and whimpers. imagine getting your prostate grabbed from the inside. must feel crazy

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"Oh my god he's fucking crazy" i say, while smiling and giggling like a teen girl who just got her first crush

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We have torn reality to allow a piece of the Void to pass through, and it spreads where it will.

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Divorced gang . .

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I'm aware that this scene symbolizes how not even Morgott can become Elden Lord but I can’t help but feel like Morgott was very much Godfrey's boy when watching it

I can't really explain it, but the way he gently puts his ol pop's crown on the throne just gives me a feeling they used to have a possible deep connection 

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words can’t explain how carnally i need this man

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bitches be like “that man is perfect for me” and the man is just ink on paper

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tumblr’s exactly like an ancient forum. It’s just a bunch of people in robes sitting around saying shit like “Cannibalism… is equal to Sexual inter-course” and another guy disagrees and goes “Not true; however Plushies get hurt when you throw them off the bed as they have Souls” and everyone nods and that’s the accepted metaphysical truth for the next few days

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For the Warrior Jars, who get stronger by collecting body parts from fallen heroes, the parts of Malenia's body that fell off due to the Scarlet Rot are like the Holy Grail.

Somewhere out there, there's a jar or two that can Waterfowl Dance.