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some of y’all and the media is so disgusting and overwhelmingly sexist it’s ridiculous. justin bieber spent 2-3 years being a massive dick to everyone for no reason, putting people’s lives in danger by speeding down streets, and sleeping with underaged girls. he goes on stage singing “sorry” and crying and all is forgiven. he still sells a ton, still has huge concerts, no one cares. but ariana grande literally has 22 of her fans blown up in front of her and people only gave a fuck for 3 months? she is groped at a FUNERAL and all people can talk about is how short her dress is. she leaves a toxic relationship with a substance abuser and SHE is blamed for his death. y’all really hate women!
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this is so aggressive and what’s with the chives
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true crime/creepy stuff recommendations?
buzzfeed unsolved - true crime & paranormal investigations; shane & ryan are both really funny & in my opinion, make things less scary
bedtime stories - narrations with very well drawn illustrations on true crime, the paranormal, & other similar topics (includes captions on every video)
nightmare expo - covers weird or creepy things from around the internet, such as other youtube channels or popular topics
reignbot - similar to NE, covering things from around the web, along with other topics like ‘the true crime community’ & debunkings of various videos
night mind - like NE & reignbot, though some videos are much longer & can be hard to focus on if you have trouble with things like that
cayleigh elise - wonderful reports on true crime cases, especially those of unidentified people; fantastic narration & very very respectful
merc - mostly unsolved cases, a lot of ones i was not familiar with & a little gem, in my opinion, that deserves more love
top5s - first channel i subscribed to in the ‘creepy’ genre; videos covering true crime, paranormal, odd recordings or photos, really anything you’re interested in
lazy masquerade - mostly just narrated stories taken from real life persons from around the web; if you like scary stories but not always true crime, try this!
vintage files - a lot of unsolved or bizarre disappearances, though things like time travelers get thrown in from time to time
scaretheater - covers just about everything; true crime, internet debunks & hoaxes, cryptids, cattle mutilation; he also does some on scene investigations of some locations
i dont follow a lot of true crime accounts on here but @bundyspooks & @luciferlaughs are both really good & from what ive seen, never turn cases into an example of apologies or fetishism; though some imagery is graphic, please be warned
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songs dedicated/have references to Dylan, Eric, and columbine <3
pigs - Tyler, the creator (my fave <333, seems like beginning is about Dylan and the ending is about Eric and both boys)
teenwitch - by bones (whole album is dedicated to columbine, mostly Dylan.)
rampage - Nicole Dollanganger (about Eric)
fear the nobodies - Marilyn Manson (about the boys)
disposable teenagers - Marilyn Manson (about the boys)
killing strangers - Marilyn Manson (about the boys)
me and my gun - KMFDM (Eric’s ashes are shaking😳)
classtime horror - Mad maxx (about columbine)
wicked young man - Alice Cooper (about Eric)
cassie - Flyleaf (dedicated to columbine victim)
hallway homicide - The orwells (about columbine)
mastermind - Mindless self indulgence (about columbine)
playing columbine - team death (about columbine, a mf bop)
nobody thinks about me - Michael graves (about the boys)
rap god - Eminem (reference to columbine)
im back - Eminem (reference to columbine)
severeweatherwarning - Bones (Mentioning or referencing to Eric)
Broccoli - lil yachty (columbine reference hehe)
There’s more but my fingers are OOFED from typing too much
(I’ll add more later on)
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biologically speaking, gays have a certain drive to play dnd
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Wikipedia Collection: Bizarre Bodies
Alien Hand Syndrome | Dimples of Venus | Accessory Breast | Human-Animal Breast Feeding | Mellified Man | Enumclaw Horse Sex Case | Gurn | Dancing Plague of 1518 | Bristol Stool Scale | Koro | Maggot Therapy | Male Lactation | Tooth in Eye Surgery | Trepanning | Uncombable Hair Syndrome | Cello Scrotum | Lithopedion | Parasitic Twin | Puppy Pregnancy Syndrome | Jeanne Calment | Lina Medina | Anton-Babinski Syndrome | Adam Rainer | Charles Bonnet Syndrome | Tarrare | Alexis St. Martin | Cotard Delusion | Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity | Stubbins Ffirth | Leprosy | Fatal Familial Insomnia | Marie Antoinette Syndrome | Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome | Munchausen by Proxy | Prader-Willi Syndrome | Chandre Oram | Kluver-Bucy Syndrome | Human Penis Size | Photic Sneeze Reflex | Jenkem | Black Hairy Tongue | June and Jennifer Gibbons | Twins | Superfetation | Superfecundation | Cryptophasia | Doppelganger | Schmidt Sting Pain Index | Mary Toft | Homicidal Sleepwalking | Mariko Aoki Phenomenon | The Truman Show Delusion | Rosemary Brown |
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Family Relationships
La madre mother
El padre father
Papá dad
Mamá / Amá mom
Los Padres the parents, or if you have two dads you could call them this
Papás fathers, or parents
El Abuelo grandfather
La Abuela grandmother
Los Abuelos grandparents
El Hermano brother
La Hermana sister
Los Hermanos siblings
La Tía aunt
El T��o uncle
El Primo cousin(male)
La prima cousin(female)
Los primos cousins
El novio boyfriend, in Chile, this means fiance
La novia girlfriend, in Chile, this means fiance
El pololo Boyfriend, but this is only used in Chile
La polola Girlfriend, but this is only used in Chile.
El esposo husband
La esposa wife
La Hija daughter
El hijo son
El Padrastro stepfather
La madrasta stepmother
El Hermadrastro stepbrother
La hermadrastra stepsister
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spanish summer vocab
based on this post by @malteseboy
el verano summer 🌞🌻🍯🍉
junio june
julio july
agosto august
septiembre september
nouns
el mar sea
la playa beach
la orilla del mar seashore
la ola wave
la gorra cap
la luz del sol sunlight
la sandia watermelon
el agua water
la limonada lemonade
el helado ice cream
el pícnic picnic
la parrillada barbeque
el castillo de arena sandcastle
el traje de baño swimsuit
las gafas de sol sunglasses
el aire acondicionado air conditioner
el bloqueador solar sunscreen
el océano ocean
divertido fun
la arena sand
el calor heat
el clima, el tiempo weather
temperatura temperature
las vacaciones holiday
el viaje por carretera road trip
vacaciones de verano summer holidays
el sol sun
adjectives
calor hot
veraniego summery
cálido warm
soleado sunny
seco dry
verbs
nadar to swim
zambullirse to dive
pescar to fish
broncear to get tanned
descansar to rest
asolearse, tomar el sol to sunbathe
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midwest public school gothic, or something similar
“we bleed red,” the huskers chant as if to remind or to convince us that they are human as well.
there are sirens outside. “it’s the wednesday tests,” a teacher reminds you quietly, before you can even comment. it’s always the wednesday tests. you can’t remember what the other days are. it’s wednesday.
they say the empty room is for storage. they don’t say anything about the frightened faces you see as you pass by the doors.
he is blasting rap through the open windows of his muddy truck. from below his camoflauge baseball cap, he stares at you, dead-eyed, until he can drive off. it is a traffic-heavy parking lot. he has been in front of your car for hours now. you turn your head and weep quietly.
“there must be blood,” the blood drive posters whisper silently as you walk by. they cover the walls from floor to ceiling. there must be blood. there must always be blood.
it is a pep rally. more students are packed into the gym than previously thought possible. the cheerleaders tell you to make some noise. dissonant howling is heard throughout the town. they know.
you don’t understand the symbols you are writing down, but you must, you can’t fail algebra. you are writing in ancient languages forged by the elder gods. the teacher cackles at your folly.
there is an outdoor classroom decorated sweetly with flowers. no one has made it out of there alive. you see blood on the petals. the doors are never unlocked.
“kahoot,” they hiss, and tables rattle. it turns into a chant, a scream. the teacher is fearful. “kahoot,” they whisper silently, surrendering. music plays. the teacher lets out a scream, terrified. it is the last sound the world has heard them make.
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spanish summer vocab
based on this post by @malteseboy
el verano summer 🌞🌻🍯🍉
junio june
julio july
agosto august
septiembre september
nouns
el mar sea
la playa beach
la orilla del mar seashore
la ola wave
la gorra cap
la luz del sol sunlight
la sandia watermelon
el agua water
la limonada lemonade
el helado ice cream
el pícnic picnic
la parrillada barbeque
el castillo de arena sandcastle
el traje de baño swimsuit
las gafas de sol sunglasses
el aire acondicionado air conditioner
el bloqueador solar sunscreen
el océano ocean
divertido fun
la arena sand
el calor heat
el clima, el tiempo weather
temperatura temperature
las vacaciones holiday
el viaje por carretera road trip
vacaciones de verano summer holidays
el sol sun
adjectives
calor hot
veraniego summery
cálido warm
soleado sunny
seco dry
verbs
nadar to swim
zambullirse to dive
pescar to fish
broncear to get tanned
descansar to rest
asolearse, tomar el sol to sunbathe
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Family Relationships
La madre mother
El padre father
Papá dad
Mamá / Amá mom
Los Padres the parents, or if you have two dads you could call them this
Papás fathers, or parents
El Abuelo grandfather
La Abuela grandmother
Los Abuelos grandparents
El Hermano brother
La Hermana sister
Los Hermanos siblings
La Tía aunt
El Tío uncle
El Primo cousin(male)
La prima cousin(female)
Los primos cousins
El novio boyfriend, in Chile, this means fiance
La novia girlfriend, in Chile, this means fiance
El pololo Boyfriend, but this is only used in Chile
La polola Girlfriend, but this is only used in Chile.
El esposo husband
La esposa wife
La Hija daughter
El hijo son
El Padrastro stepfather
La madrasta stepmother
El Hermadrastro stepbrother
La hermadrastra stepsister
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So, since I’m using @languageoclock‘s vocab lists for German, I’m probably going to translate and integrate more of these in the future, both in Italian and in my target languages. This one was inspired by this!
el águila* - eagle
el aligátor - alligator
la alpaca - alpaca
la anguila - eel
el antílope - antelope
la ardilla - squirrel
el avestruz - ostrich
el babuino - baboon
la ballena - whale
el bisonte - buffalo, bison
el buey - ox
el búfalo - buffalo
el burro - donkey/ass
el caballo - horse
el caballito de mar - seahorse
la cabra - goat
el camello - camel
el cangrejo - crab
el canguro - kangaroo
la cebra - zebra
el cerdo/chancho (AmL) - pig
el chacal - jackal
el chimpancé - chimpanzee
el cobayo/la cobaya - guinea pig
el cocodrilo - crocodile
el conejo - rabbit
el delfín - dolphin
el elefante - elephant
el emú - emu
el equidna - echidna
el erizo - hedgehog
el erizo de mar - sea urchin
el facóquero - warthog
la foca - seal
la gacela - gazelle
la gallina - hen
el gallo - rooster
el ganso - goose
el gato - cat
el geco - gecko
el gorila - gorilla
el halcón - hawk, falcon
el hámster - hamster
la hiena - hyena
el hipopótamo - hippopotamus
la iguana - iguana
el jaguar - jaguar
el jerbo - gerbil
la jirafa - giraffe
el koala - koala
la lagartija - lizard
la langosta - lobster
la lechuza - owl
el lémur - lemur
el león - lion
el leopardo - leopard
la liebre - hare
el lince - the lynx
la llama - llama
el lobo - wolf
el loro - parrot
la mangosta - mongoose
el mapache - raccoon
la marmota - groundhog
la medusa - jellyfish
la mofeta - skunk
el mono - monkey
la mula - mule
el murciélago - bat
la nutria - otter
el ñu - gnu, wildebeest
el okapi - okapi
el ornitorrinco - platypus
el oso - bear
el oso polar - polar bear
la oveja - sheep
el pájaro - bird
el pájaro carpintero - woodpecker
la paloma - pigeon
el panda - panda
la pantera - panther
el pato - duck
el pavo real - peacock
el perezoso - sloth
el perro - dog
el pez - fish
el pez dorado - goldfish
el puercoespín - porcupine
el pulpo - octopus
la rana - frog
la rata - rat
el ratón - mouse
la raya - ray
el reno - reindeer
el rinoceronte - rhinoceros
el sapo -toad
el serpiente - snake
la suricata - meerkat
el tejón - badger
el tiburón - shark
el tigre - tiger
el topo - mole
el toro - bull
la tortuga - turtle
el tucán - toucan
la vaca - cow
el venado - deer
el yak - yak
la zarigüeya - opossum
el zorro - fox
* technically feminine, but takes the masculine article since it begins with “a tónica”. The feminine article will be used in the plural form and if there’s another word between article and noun.
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Got the idea from @istudywithtea She did one for French so check that one out if you’re interested!
el arcoiris - rainbow
el bebé; el nene - baby
el brillo - glow
el cobayo; el cuy - guinea pig
el cojín - cushion
el conejito - bunny
el cuento de hadas - fairy tale
el/la gatito/a - the kitten
el hoyuelo - dimple
el osito de peluche - teddy bear
el perrito; el cachorro - puppy
el pingüino - penguin
el moño - bow
el ratón - mouse
el unicornio - unicorn
bonito/a; lindo/a; precioso/a - pretty
adorable; lindo/a; precioso/a - cute
imaginario/a - imaginary
la alegría - cheerfulness
la canción de cuna; el arrullo - lullaby
la estrella - star
la flor - flower
la luciérnaga - firefly
las coletas - pigtails
los polvos mágicos - fairy dust
sonreír (v) / la sonrisa (n) - smile
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Periods in Spanish
La Menstruación Menstruation
El Período Period
La Regla Means Period, but more specifically, rule or regulation
El Ciclo Menstrual Menstrual Cycle
La Pubertad Puberty
Los Senos Breasts
El Sangre Blood
La Vagina Vagina
El Cuerpo Body, but is also used as, Corpse
El útero Uterus
El Ovario Ovary
El flujo menstrual Menstrual Flow
Las trompas de felopio Fallopian Tubes
La síndrome premenstrual PMS, Premenstrual Syndrome
El Tampón Tampon
La Toallo Higénicas Pads, or Sanitary Napkins
Estar embarazada to be pregant
Los Calambres Cramps
estoy con la regla I’m on my period (LITERAL: i’m with the period or rule)
¿Tienes un tampón? Do you have a tampon?
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Personality Traits
aburrido/a boring
artístico/a artistic
atrevido/a daring
athletico/a athletic
bueno/a good
cómico/a funny
deportista “sporty”
desordenado/a messy, or disorganised
divertido/a fun
enérgico/a energetic
estudioso/a studious
gracioso/a funny
impaciente impacient
inteligente inteligent
ordenado/a organized
paciente pacient
perezoso/a lazy
reservado/a reserved
respetuoso/a respectful
serio/a serious
simpático/a nice, friendly
sociable sociable
talentoso/a talented
trabajor/ora hardworking
timido/a shy
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