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well maybe my path to getting revenge wouldn't be so bloody and destructive if people didn't keep getting in my way to lecture me about how bloody and destructive a path it is

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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

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listen dude i don't care that you're doing unethical experiments on me and shit. i genuinely enjoy that part. could you just stop making it so gay

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i’ll never forget the time like 10 years ago when i was calling my cat inside for the night (we found her as a stray and i didn’t know outdoor cats were bad yet, so we were slowly getting her used to living indoors). i kept calling for her over and over because she already knew her name (she’s so smart) but she didn’t always respond immediately and it usually took a while. so i was just standing in the backyard calling out into the night and eventually i saw a shape moving in the darkness. and i was like !!! yay!! kitty!! i see you cmere! come over here! and i swear the shape kinda stopped in its tracks, like in confusion, like asking “are you sure you want me to do that”. but i kept coaxing it closer, and then slowly trundling out of the shadows was a very confused opossum.

and we just stared at each other for a second not moving. and then i said something like. “uh. you’re not my cat. you can… you can go.”

and it just kinda turned back around and walked off into the night. my cat showed up a few minutes later but i’ve never stopped thinking about that

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knights kissing

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Moray Eel and Carnivorous Anatomical Heart (2024). ウツボと食虫解剖心臓 (2024)。

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I got into the object game….. I hate this freaky man….. (and because of that I had to get him out of my system!! Because I despise him!!! Believe me!!)

(I actually am very much in love with him (what does this say about me I wonder….(I’ll put some closeups while I think……)))

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Little Hector doodle o3o

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Hector would hate to see us not be secure in ourselves like he is, because he doesn’t want us to feel as horrible as he does

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haiii hector and vaughn nation !!!!!

plus my dateable sona (supposed to be those conversation hearts)

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Oh Hector my beloved HVAC…

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Whats really behind that grate🤔

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let me float your way, please don’t ignore me

[close-ups below!]

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HECTOR!! I love this game and this HVAC System ❤️