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I think you may have forgotten your side quests

PRO NOSTRA TERRA

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I wasn't aware they were doing casting for the part of Jesus

the fact that Roger was just straight up naked for this photoshoot lives rent free in my mind

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Point proven.

My peace is more important than proving my point.

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Drizzling cold hot dog water onto a prisoner wearing cloth overalls as you interrogate them

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

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I seek 25 intelligent apes with rainbow outfits emerging from the passenger door of a clown car dancing the macarana

I attract everything I seek.

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This is actually such a surprisingly positive corner of the internet and the moving process here is now underway

I am new neighbor from unspeakable lands

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Date idea: build your own car and playlist and see how far you can go

let's just drive and see where we end up

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Copious amounts of potato salad becomes extremely healthy?

I watch with joy as my dreams become my reality.

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I read this as "You're you" and the confusion that beset was unbearable

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What if you're defusing a bomb?

someone being patient with you is one of the softest forms of love 💗

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I'm tired of god releasing reskins of the same people over and over again

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The first time I ever saw the movie Clue and witnessed the ending I thought the teacher accidently swapped the real film for a porn parody because of how completely offhanded and uncalled for it was

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The longer I spend on this wet rock the more I realize frogs have got it right.

We should tear each other limb from limb indiscriminately whenever our caveman urges wake from their nap

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The only proper response is to accept and discuss science

chocwave

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I accidently let my dog create a Tumblr account, sorry

there is a beast of some sorts in my askbox

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That's a sick cat

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Is this you, Michael?

michael, like any gay person, knows his favorite abba songs. michael also, unfortunately, will not tell anyone this because he’s a fucking coward