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#shout out Aunt Missy who has been gay married and gay divorced like 4 times since it was legal#you need to stop u hauling!!!! girl it's not working for you!!!!
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seal trans girl named Crystal
(SHE/HER) 🏳️⚧️🦭
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its charging up its laser beam to atomize me
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mfw im fully vaccinated for feline distemper
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My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
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youre seriously acting like white dracula right now
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you can tell i'm feeling down rn because i'm not even excited for 9/11 this year. it's like all of the magic has gone out of the holiday
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meringue emoji:
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looks like her .exclmation point is the white on her face.
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the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function
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