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*streetpasses the same person twice* what are we

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FUCK silverfish

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Tina Fey accepts the Sherry Lansing Leadership Award.

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i treat people how i want to be treated until i notice a lack of reciprocity

then i begin to treat them how they treat me

and that’s when people usually notice that there’s a problem

“you acting different”

yeah

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please look at my cat’s feet

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so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Common Cat Breeds

American Shorthair

Siamese

Vampire

Gingerbread Loaf

Literal Cloud

Attempted Murder

Dark Matter

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ATTENTION PET OWNERS

This post is going to rushed but I’m still shaking and it’s hard to type but I NEED people to know this

My mom just took my dog to the vet She(my dog) was(still is?) having a seizure

Last month we took my dog to the vet and they told us she had developed diabetes, they told us it was caused by the food she was eating, purina beneful. They told us that there have been many many many reports of Beneful has been causing diabetes, seizures, and even death in dogs.

We had no idea

We immediately switched her food and put her on a special diet plan for her diabetes, unfortunately the effects were already permeate.

Today at 11:20 my mom woke me up crying, I helped her carry my dog to the car (while she was still having a seizure) and watched her drive away red faced and still crying.

Please please PLEASE if you are feeding your pets Purina beneful PLEASE switch their food ASAP Beneful is poising dogs and I don’t want anyone else to experience what I just did Also if you could please help me signal boost this so everyone can know

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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I wasn’t asked to a single dance in high school and didn’t have a serious romantic relationship until I was 22. And like, yeah that shit hurt when I was younger. I had a lot of fears that I was unlovable and that I didn’t deserve to be happy. And every time I would try to talk to anyone about it, the conversation became, “you’ll find someone”, when it should have been, “you don’t need a relationship or a date, you’re lovable & complete & beautiful on your own”.

So yeah, please normalize young people not dating, and please stop shaming them for it. There’s more to life than romance, despite what the media wants us to think.

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Why do you like sharks?

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Sebastian Stan + stroking his beard

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tumblr is like a water hole