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My nephew is staying with us a few days and he’s twelve and he’s SO twelve but I still think about the time we took him to the zoo when he was like 4/5 and there was like a pygmy hippo & I was engaging in this very cool learning moment showing him how it doesn’t swim really it just runs through the water & he tapped me and waved a hand to call me close & whispered in my ear “I can see its wiener”

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Henry to Radzig after returning from being tortured by Istvan:

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Constantly running up and down the hill in rattay seeing Hans��� horse tied up in various spots and yet I can NEVER find him

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100% agree

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I think we’re over the worst of the heat here thank god howEVER

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Relics of a more prosperous era.

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I just think it’s very romantic that Colt and Frank shared a murder cave that they lied to loop defectors being sent home about

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so. you’ve really come to kill me after all?

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this deathloop floating text in the rambling rock club is making me crazy. what does it mean. is it colt telling himself this. is it a distant memory of frank telling him this. especially paired with the “you liked it here” it’s so. it communicates SUCH a desolate abject sadness and confusion over a place where he felt safe and loved and now he does not. you liked it here. you can’t stay. this is not for you. etc

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a buuuuuuunch of my old dloop posts getting notes that steam sale must really but hitting with a select few

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Everyone shut up! It’s the ten year anniversary

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freakin steam will be like PLEASE enter your birthday before we take you to the like skyrim page but here is an entire anime vagina right here in the preview image for this porn game you little pervert you want this game you nasty little freak and I've never looked at owned or played any game like this in my life

begging steam discovery queue to learn i don't want anime tiddy sex porn games

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begging steam discovery queue to learn i don't want anime tiddy sex porn games

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my full mind this week is focused on keeping my cat from overheating and like 10% focused on keeping myself relatively cool. luckily she's been a smart girl & staying in my dark dark bedroom with the window ac on while i sweat out here doing my job. my hands look like this so her hands can look like this ass life

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Kcd 1 is really fun but I miss the devil’s pack every minute every second

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when we played through kcd the first time it was that thing of having 100 names and faces thrown at you at once so we had a lot of "who is that again?" moments throughout.

like we remembered meeting radzig and istvan at the same time and were like "one of them did an evil suspicious stare but I forget which" until we deduced it was istvan.

we just saw that bit again on a second playthrough and there isn't even an evil suspicious stare AT ALL. for the life of me i can't remember at all what made us so suspicious instantly lmao like he has slimy vibes but we all specifically cited this stare