beholderwetdreams
beholderwetdreams
Beholder Wet Dreams
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Just a Beholder that likes Dogs, D&D, and Leg Legend. I'm also a cellular biologist, so that's nice.
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made this video as a followup to lamenting about how i have a very unmonetizable type of fame and i have for the past 10 years and this was my favorite comment i got on it
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Talking about the literacy crisis among men with other men is like eating a bowl of thumbtacks. Oh, so you recognize that the problem is that men don't like to read fiction anymore because it's seen as feminine and gay, and you think the solution is for publishers to stop meeting the demand currently being driven by women (the people reading fiction the most) rather than tell your sons and nephews that reading fiction isn't, in fact, gay.
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Grave offerings and burying the dead with tools and goods is actually such a deeply human thing to do. It's not really even necessarily about how much you believe in a literal afterlife or them taking the tools with them. It's also just going Wait, I'm Not Done Taking Care Of You, let me make you one more pair of socks so your feet won't be cold when you go wherever it is where I can't follow.
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AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000)
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time to bring the Truman housing caps back:
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Also the pentagon, a part of the military, routinely fails audits because the money is being stolen and laundered, from the taxpayer might i add.
123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever
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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didnโ€™t realize it would dissolve, and itโ€™s been on my mind for like 3 days
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genres i'm tired of:
"feminist retellings" of stories that can already be considered feminist in their own right
"feminist retellings" that fumble the "feminist" plotline so bad it just turns misogynistic
"feminist retellings" that still center around and hinge on men
"feminist retellings" written by people who don't understand what feminism is
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This is btw just misogynistic sexual harassment. There is only one way one would suspect someone of being trans from a passing interaction going to the bathroom, and that is if you simply believe they are ugly. "Not following the gender conformity" is just "being ugly" by another name. They can't tell.
So she's calling for harassment of women that you suspect are transgender.
Five years ago, this would have been a headline on The Onion, but now she's just that devoted to the fucked up persecution she's desperate for.
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23 Layer Chocolate Cake (via Instagram)
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