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Mourning book one Griddlehark. We'll never get that dynamic back.

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Happy Pride Month to these two disasters

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i love the mental image of the nova au btw. necromancer gideon getting into an argument with you and doing her boisterous annoying shit talking about how she could explode your spine out of your back with a snap of her fingers (doubtful), and you're just about to call her bluff when you notice that her little yappy dog of a cavalier is standing just behind her giving you the most intimidating look you have ever seen in your life. this five-foot-nothing coil of lean muscle with a sword is looking at you like she's trained her entire life to kill you specifically. she is looking at you like she's wondering what your jugular tastes like. she is looking at you like she's already bested the devil in single combat so just imagine how completely unconcerned she is about her ability to put so many new holes in you your soul is going to sink to the bottom of the river in minutes. her necromancer appears completely unaware that she's even in the room.

you politely end the conversation.

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when is it their turn to be happy

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Campal isn't problematic because they're second cousins or Necro-Cav. It's problematic because Camilla is three months older

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Glimmer: Adora, you talk about Catra constantly.

Glimmer: You blow off anything we do to go charging after her, you know everything there is to know about her, and whenever you see her hanging out with someone else you freak out.

Glimmer: You are. In Love. With Catra.

Adora: But you’re like that with Bow and you aren’t in love with him?

Glimmer:

Glimmer: Hey, you know what? That’s a great point and we should stop talking about this now.

Angella: No no, let her finish.

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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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do you think Palamedes ever got slightly sad that Nona never even figured out that the bones she got to toy with were his?

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the arm scene but it’s gideon’s heart

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they got tired and took a nap

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Thinking about how in Gideon's narration she employs 206 anatomical names for bones but Harrow doesn't know the difference between a hilt and a pommel. Something something cavaliers being expected to respect/understand/integrate into necromancy while necromancers are not expected to do the same for caveliership. Is this anything.

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what do you guys think it looked like when kiriona begged john to give harrow back do you think it was as pathetic as harrow begging for gideon back. like there's no way she didn't get on her knees first thing after being brought back. i know we didn't see it but it happened. do you think they'll have a dick measuring contest about it in alecto

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My Penumbral Lady and I saw you from across the room and we hate your guts

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tlt tumblr: here’s a 52-page treatise on how john’s vision of his empire references the first and second crusades, cross-analyzed with the modern trend of liberal apathy and a layered examination of the complexities of a man from a colonized people becoming a colonizer. almost didn’t post it here because it feels too obvious haha

tlt reddit: can someone remind me who ‘cam’ is?

tlt twitter: guyssss i don’t know if i can finish these books 😭😭 i wanted nice lesbians in space but this relationship is lowkey toxic???

person in real life: hey man how’s it going

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love a fictional character who will scowl and tell people “I’m not sick” “I’m not hungry” “I didn’t get injured”

meanwhile he has an extremely high fever, he ate some soup last week, and the blood is soaking through his jacket

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diagnoses character with whatever the fuck it is that i got

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headline from the nature briefing today / Map of the World, seperis