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won’t be active much as I have plans to write a book (not fanfic) but I’ll still write fanfics when I can <33

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imagine wrapping your arms around dilucs waist as he spins you around, the classic music pleasing your ears. He hums along to the beat, spinning you around again like he spins your heart. Then he picks you up by your waist with his strong arms and holds your proudly, making the world envious that you’re his partner.

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Hi how are you ?

I’m amazing, how are u :)

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And do you write for Dainsleif, enjou, Baizhu , Dottore or pantalone?

Yep especially Dainsleif

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May I add you to my genshin writers list

Ah sorry I didn’t see this! Of course :)

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Hi! I’m running a new service on animal crossing. The only rules are that I ask you don’t spam orders and that when you do order, don’t order like a million items because it’ll take ages to get and deliver them!!

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imagine dainsleif with his long fingers wrapped around your neck as he ruins your pretty face and taints your innocence. How he fucks you hard and rough against a statue of an archon, defiling it for another thousand years.

And then he leaves again, promising that this would protect you.

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“IS IT MAGIC?” THE STUDIO GHIBLI X GENSHIN CROSSOVER MASTERLIST

1. xiao as haku - spirited away

2. kaeya as howl - howls moving castle

3. Ningguang as San - Princess Mononoke

4. Diluc as Baron - The Cat Returns

5. Kazuha as Sho - Arrietty

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SWEET FLOWERS TASTE SWEETER IN SPRING

Kazuha x reader

sypnosis: half a year has passed since your childhood friend left for a life of freedom. The life that inazuma couldn’t grant. Maybe it was also time for you to change.

It was autumn, the time maple leaves left their trees and drifted far away. It was also the time where the Vision Hunt Decree was installed and you had to hide the vision you used to do proudly carry. Autumn was in many ways the most beautiful season, but also the one that now hurt the most.

Kazuha watched as his best friend fell to the floor, the wound across his chest agape. Above him, was the Raiden Shogun herself, her sword stained crimson. The red was very much like the maple leaves that fell from the trees too early. Too young. The last thing Kazuha had to take was an electro vision that faded in colour quickly. He clutched it in his hands as he rushed away from the scene, feeling like the world was crumbling behind. There was one place he could go now. The only place he wanted to be.

You were resting against the maple tree that grew in your garden when all of a sudden, your childhood friend burst through the door. There were tears in his eyes and blood staining his clothes and his hands desperately clutched at an object. It was a vision. One grey and devoid of all light. You refrained from asking who it was and how, choosing to gently take his shaking body inside. Even the strongest of souls had to break sometimes.

Kazuha fell asleep, soon after lying down on the futon that you had placed on the floor. He still held the vision to his chest but he was now more peaceful looking despite the redness under his eyes. Whenever you moved away, he would start to reach out for you and say how he doesn’t want to be alone. You’d never seen him like this but you assumed from the desperation in his voice and the way he clutched the vision, it was his best friend. Tomo.

You had never really met Tomo but knew he was dear to Kazuha. You were often jealous of Tomo for his closeness with Kazuha but never would you imagine this. Quietly, you wrapped your arms around the sleeping man, rubbing his back in an effort to soothe him.

When you woke up, he had gone. Perhaps to wherever the wind would carry him. You noticed a letter on the counter with his same messy handwriting.

‘Dearest (name),

I will be leaving for the Crux as they will be returning to Inazuma in the morning. I promise that, even as seasons may pass, I will return here. Once the Vision Hunt Decree is lifted, wait for me at the maple tree.’

You were saddened but of course with all maple leaves, they fall from the tree at some point. And then they disappear with winter. You just hoped desperately that he would remember you in the months to come.

—

Winter was quick to arrive. You had almost been killed several times and were now under the protection of the Kamisato clan, but no matter where you were, you felt trapped. It was the curse of inazuma.

Despite the falling snow, there were no children outside throwing snowballs and building snowmen. There was no one enjoying the snowflakes and cold. It was consistently silent no matter what happened, even when your neighbour was dragged out, shoved to their knees

& beheaded.

It was quiet.

No such sound of crying or screaming ever escaped into the land of eternity.

That’s why you savoured your last meal and specialty, sweet flower and sesame chicken. The sweet flower was bitter in winter which ruined a large portion of the meal. However, it was filling enough for the journey to come. Without a sound, you then escaped into the night.

And into a boat heading for Liyue Harbour.

—

Liyue Harbour was by far the most beautiful place you had seen, which wasn’t difficult as you never left Inazuma. Many of the people there were friendly and welcoming, offering a place to stay when you had nowhere to call home. You had nothing over than your clothes and a sleeping bag, nothing to call your own.

That was until you found a building to rent, something you could turn into a florist. You had always loved flowers. Nature was the only thing that continued to change in the land of eternity, flowers being the best example. They were the best sign of life you could find.

Sweet flowers were the best. Something from home to remember but also all across the world. They were pretty to look at and they tasted amazing. That’s why you included them in many of the bouquets at your shop.

Behind your shop, there was a room you used as a living space. It was small but cosy with a kitchen, bed and a small room with a toilet and shower. Then, you also lived near your friend and local chef, Xiangling. Quite noticeably, her cooking was some of the best in Teyvat even with her unusual ingredients like slime condensate. Xiangling was also incredibly kind and offered a place to stay when you had nowhere.

After knowing her for a week, you asked about Kazuha and the Crux. They were last in the harbour a month prior and would likely come back soon. Xiangling saw little of Kazuha but said he seemed tired and almost full of regrets whenever she saw him.

The florist gained attraction quickly and it was a great source of income, nothing like Inazuma. You didn’t miss the place at all, only the memories you shared there with Kazuha. You hoped that maybe when the Crux arrived you would be able to secure a place aboard and travel with Kazuha. You missed him still.

But, spring was the time that life was created and of new beginnings.

Still, maybe Kazuha would come back.

—

It was May. The flower shop was doing well and business was booming like always. It was also quite loud outside with people swarming to get to what sounded like the docks.

The door opened suddenly and you looked up to see another customer holding what was a bouquet of sweet flowers. He seemed to want a vase but was surprised to see you. You greeted him and showed him to the section of vases.

“Say, do you know that sweet flowers-“

“That sweet flowers are sweeter in spring?”

“So you remember?”

“Of course I remember, (name).”

It was him.

His white hair with the red streak seemed so familiar and his soft voice sounded just like months ago. He was handsome and just so Kazuha.

“Kazuha.”

You wrapped your arms around his shoulders, face closer to his than it’s ever been. His breath smelled of alcohol and fish, but it was also kind of sweet. He leaned towards your mouth as if asking for permission.

Then, it finally happened.

You finally were able to wrap your arms around his neck and press your lips against his tenderly. He closed his eyes reluctantly as if wanting to stare into them more.

In this empty flower shop, you were able to finally find company in him. He was now there to soothe the loneliness.

It may be true that sweet flowers are sweeter in summer, but nothing compared to the sweet of Kazuha’s lips.

send in requests <33

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I can’t reply to anything atm but

if you’d like to use the ideas in my previous post to write something, go ahead!! I’d love to see what u write :)

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THEM AS FANFIC TROPES

including: albedo, ayato, Scaramouche, Beidou, Ningguang, kaeya, Diluc, Heizou, Dainsleif, eula, Ganyu, xiao, zhongli, Kazuha, yelan, thoma, Lisa, rosaria and childe

ALBEDO

-I imagine a slow burn fanfiction, like the type of one where they almost kiss on the 50th chapter and then they’re interrupted

-omg and there’s definitely some kind of element where they’re both in denial for ages because they don’t know how to accept their feelings

-they find out about their feelings because jealousy

AYATO

-I’m thinking a ‘spoiled rich kid meets the one thing he can’t just buy’ kinda dynamic

-like he really wants to have this person and has to work for them rather than buy their love

-but it serves as character development as well cuz he’s now just a really sweet person who now sees the world like everyone else rather than some kind of monopoly game

SCARAMOUCHE

-cliche enemies to lovers .

-it’s not even a slow burn. They just realise they kinda do like each other actually. And they understand each other more than anyone else understands them

-even better if it’s dickhead meets even bigger dickhead.

-like they’re just so good at pissing each other off that when they are left alone in a broken elevator they just kinda bond

BEIDOU

-I’m seeing a friends to lovers but one is a big extrovert and doesn’t have any shame whereas the other is an introverted nerd who dies if someone talks to them

-and then they get together and all of a sudden everyone notices the existence of this person

-Beidou invites the person to travel with her and they’re just chilling on the Crux, watching the sea while everyone else is chatting all the time

NINGGUANG

- I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE

-Ningguang has a secretary or meets a business person who’s married

-let’s just say they fall in love but the person is married and in a controlling relationship so they run away for Ningguang

-just a shame the person has to be in the spotlight with Ningguang

KAEYA

-I’m genuinely just thinking about one of those high school AUs with the parties in the rich kids house

-truth or dare.

-except the person has to kiss their best friend’s brother, Kaeya, who’s a bit of an asshole.

-kaeya is a year older and is the guy in his year who could get with any chick he wanted but he doesn’t

-turns out he’s shy but still can’t help being kinda rude to everyone.

DILUC

-I’m thinking hero meets villain

-the villain is kinda hot and is the only person Diluc hasn’t been able to just destroy and now they’re on his mind

-then they just keep coming back like one morning they’re sitting at the counter after making breakfast for diluc

-turns out they can’t stop thinking about him too even as everyone’s trying to kill them

HEIZOU

-similar dynamic except he’s forced to arrest a person falsely convicted of murder and he releases them but they just keep showing up.

-not necessarily in his house but when he’s buying stuff, they’re always nearby

-they just awkwardly wave and pretend it’s not like he’s stalking them

DAINSLEIF

-Dainsleif falls in love with the sweetest soul on earth like an absolute angel who happens to be a florist

-but he’s immortal and would put them in danger if they were to be together so he’s forced to distance himself and admire them from a distance

-but they have already fallen for him so he’s forced to protect them for the rest of their mortal life

EULA

-I’m imagining Eula loving someone simple

-they don’t have much going on in their life like maybe they’re just an ordinary baker who gets rude customers sometimes and likes to vent about them

-eula would settle down for a simple life with this person and be able to ignore her problems to listen about theirs

-I don’t imagine this being a complex love story. I imagine it to be a straight forward kinda story that’s just cute-

GANYU

-hear me out

-Ganyu falls in love with some kind of model or actor/actress who is super confident and seems above the world

-Ganyu doesn’t have that self confidence and is just kind of shy around this person. They, however, see Ganyu as just stunning

-they help Ganyu to gain self confidence and worship her

-just some kind of cute, fluffy dynamics

XIAO

-similiar kind of vibes as Dainsleif except I see Xiao being more vulnerable to someone who is also immortal and carries the same burdens as him

-this person is also kind. They don’t chase after Xiao like a rabid dog but were persistent enough to actually get Xiao to talk to them.

-he is able to talk to them about his problems and become vulnerable and they are able to slowly take down his walls.

-I’m thinking friends to lovers

ZHONGLI

-I can see Zhongli searching for some a person that is always there and he knows would never leave so I can’t see him liking a mortal

-I can’t see him having any kind of complex story

-I think it would be another friends to lovers except I can see it being someone he’d recently met that’s immortal rather than a long term friend

KAZUHA

-met at a party hosted by Beidou

-both got high together while everyone else mainly stayed away from the drugs

-woke up on top of each other on the floor, half undressed and limbs tangled

-he gets apologetic about it but keeps in touch with the person and they hang out more and more, especially with everyone else

-I can see some kind of friends with benefits thing happening

YELAN

-okay probably not gonna happen but

-ENEMIES TO LOVERS BARK BARK

-the person is a treasure hoarder that’s plotting against yelan and then yelan catches them and they’re like MOMMY?!

-like mf really expected a Karen with wrinkles and npc features but got the hottest gambler in liyue

THOMA

-just imagining someone who desperately needed help in inazuma like they got lost or don’t have enough mora for something

-then thoma just appears out of nowhere and saves them from trouble

-but this stuff keeps happening and Thoma is somehow always there

-and then they have to help thoma when his vision is almost yoinked

LISA

-bookshop. That’s all I have to say.

-Lisa finds a bookshop and picks out a book to read which the bookshop owner happens to love. Then they recommend a book that’s a lot better and happens to be their favourite

-Lisa goes back to talk about the books she’s recommended and they have really long conversations

-then they’re offered a job as library assistant and take it up part time while occasionally checking on the bookshop and doing small jobs there

-and then they slowly fall in love like just imagine one moment where Lisa and this person are on opposite sides of the bookshelf and their hands touch when they both reach for a book

-and then they share the book like that scene in DDLC

ROSARIA

-just imagining an absolute saint like someone who loves peace and order and can never do anything wrong and then just the complete opposite

-this person who’s constantly trying to be nice to Rosaria and then is constantly denied

-until the person snaps and has a breakdown in front of Rosaria, shouting at her

-Rosaria is just slowly hating this person less

-then Rosaria just kinda changes them

-they start hanging out and they start to just become straight unholy

CHILDE

-I’m thinking something like his story quest

-a complete stranger finds teucer wandering around alone and is concerned so they take him to liyue harbour where they find childe

-childe asks if they can take care of teucer and they say of course because they love taking care of children

-when teucer meets childe again he’s talking about how he wants to see them again

-when they next meet the person has been hired as a babysitter for childe. They take their youngest sister as well so teucer and her can play together

-it doesn’t take long for childe to fall in love

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GENSHIN MASTERLIST

fluff 🌸

angst🫀

smut🌹

HEADCANONS

them as fanfiction tropes: Kazuha, zhongli, yelan, Lisa, thoma, ayato, childe, Diluc, kaeya, eula, Scaramouche, Dainsleif, Ganyu, rosaria, albedo, heizou 🌸

FICS

sweet flowers taste sweeter in spring: Kazuha 🌸 🫀

THIRSTS / DRABBLES

dainsleif

Diluc