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me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love herÂ
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Me every single night:
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A couple black bear cubs crossing a road in Alaska with their mom
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wine drunk is the best drunk. makes u horny & intellectual. a lust-filled academic
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I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living
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Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real
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No bro this isn’t a date listen bro It’s bruhnch
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person: i really like you.
½ of me: why?
the other ½: of course you do, bitch i’m amazing
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