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AhelloO?? TR SPOILERS LEAKS:

EXCUSE ME?? MR HANMA IS BACK??? HELLOOOOO!!!

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---i posted this in the wrong acc;;

; i actually want more BUT 3 IS ENOUGH FOR NOW, i fee like for our 1st child, shes going to be more like me now, already taking the big sister role for her siblings and she probably cant choose who her favorite parent is, my second child would have the same personality as me when i was younger (i was v quiet n shy) but he'd also be very curious about stuff, probably the one who takes charge when his big sister isn't home. my youngest would probably have baji's personality which she would be bajis favorite, since she doesn't think, just goes on without a single care in the world, i also feel like 2nd & 3rd child would inherit my hair (which is so hard to manage 😭)

;lots of bandaids and plasters go to these kids since they all follow with baji's antics

i wanna start a new tag game based on this picrew!! show us your self ship’s lovechild <3

i’ll go first;

kazubun’s children

the older sister to our little boyo :)

misuuya’s children

i always said that if chuuya and i had children they’d either be a carbon copy of him or me so these are our fraternal twin boys :)

tagging; @sonder-paradise @pompompurin1028 @kageyahoe @chxrrysbxmb @sigmafied @nullified-kiss @kodzukoi @missrown @manjiroro @kazuwhora + anyone else who wants to join :)

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HARUCHIYOOOO

Look at all those sanzus, my followers owe me one

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i would date me ngl,,,,,,I POSTED THIS IN THE WRONG ACC AHFAJWF

*deep breath*

I'VE FOUND A MALE PICREW!!!!!!!

most accurate picrew of me so far ^^^^^^ all my pretty girls, make yourselves as a male

@nkogneatho @noritoshiikamo @chronic-claire-universe @cursedmoonchild @booksweet @lazy10ieiri @whoreforitachi @deartoru @hisgoodpuppy @whosveenus @fuwushiguro @writteninkat @prettysetterbaby @nek3iiq @johnsrevelation @bemylord @txmariz @laichi @skunaryomen

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was rereading some chapters because i had to do some digging into sanzu's character and his motive but i just realized something..

the first pic was ch201, the 2nd pic was in ch32, im not saying its hanma but it could be??right??

cus we dont see the guy in the first pic again and he's hiding his hands...wHY WOULD HE BE HIDING HIS HANDS? HMM IDK JUST A THOUGHT

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yk shinichiro i love you, but u didnt tell me......that.....you had a secret....@kokomeji can you believe this...

i havent opened discord all day and i see @kokomeji n @beisuke-kaji out here comparing koko to a fuckin gECKO

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don't cry guys, baji just prefers to be a cat

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god fucking hell, another angst fic cus thats the only thing in my mind huh 🙄🙄

"-you to come back"

warnings: angst, baji x reader, valhalla spoilers.

12:08 ----

you hear a pebble hit your window and before you open it you see baji already outside your window. "god you scared me." you put your hand on your chest to calm your heartbeat from that jumpscare. you unlock the clamp from your window and he immediately pounces on you, you just hope that the thud didn't wake your parents up. he supports your head though, making sure that the floor doesn't hit your head. when you ask him to get up, he hesitates at first but then carries you all the way to the bed. you look over at his attire and he's wearing the valhalla jacket and not his toman uniform. your hands touch over the jacket and pout a bit at the sight. baji takes note of this and grabs your hand and kisses your knuckles instead, "it's alright, babe." he reassures you that this was just a plan. that it's just a way to protect toman. you both talk for awhile, asking about your day and what he's been up to, if he did something wrong which he aggressively denies to.

"what really are you here for, kei?" you abruptly asked since it was already past midnight and he chose to visit you, what was wrong?

"i just wanted to visit you, just in case-"

"just in case what?"

"just in case something happens y'know?"

you never would've thought something would happen to him since you had faith he'd come back alive, that he'd come back with just frightening wounds instead. "didn't you promise me that you'd come back to me?" you cross your arms, thinking about it now is starting to scare you too.

he grabbed your waist and pulled you closer to give you a kiss on the forehead, your nose, your cheek and lastly on your lips. he then hugs you like he doesn't want to let go of you, that he doesn't want to go yet, like this will be the last time he'll be able to feel your warmth.

"i love you, you know that right." he says.

"i know it from the bottom of my heart." you smile at him.

a couple of minutes after that, he says his goodbyes and kisses your hand once more when he goes down your window. you sleep in your bed peacefully knowing that he'd come home to you once again.

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you woke up quite late, you check over your phone to see 32 missed calls from baji. when you call his number and he answers, you say your sorry for the not picking up but before you could continue the person who picks up isn't baji, its a woman, its his mom instead.

when you ask what's wrong, she explains but she wasn't very clear to what she was saying. "y/n, kei--kei's gone..." she lets out clearly.

"no, no, what do you mean? he's probably just with everyone else."

"y/n, i'm with him right now."

"see, he's not gone. he's right there-"

a sudden realization hits you that when she meant gone, she didn't mean physically but that he's gone from this world.

"...i'm-i'm coming to you right now. where are you?" you try to say as straight and clear as possible but his mom could probably hear that you were shaking and holding it in to not hurt her more. she texts you the place and you run out of your house. you look to your phone and see messages coming from him.

'shit, y/n. i'm kinda scared shitless from what's going on but hey, i'm not a pussy. i'm going to protect toman and everyone else included.'

'i think that the cops are about to come here sooner or later, so i better make this quick.'

'shit, the brawl is happening but i can't go out yet.'

'well it's time for me to go. hope you get this'

'y/n, i love you!!! i'm never gonna stop loving ya!!'

'i'll come back to you.'

'onve laast tuuie, iu locvze y"

he never properly finished his last sentence, maybe he's okay, because its not the first time he misspelled words. maybe he's with his mom, laughing it off while his mom starts hitting him from being rash again. "oh." you say as you enter the place and see his corpse. "no..." his mom sees you and leaves the room for your privacy.

when you get closer to his body, you see that the color in his face is gone, there was some blood on his face but you can't tell if it's his or not, when you try to grab his hand, he didn't react. "hey come on, kei. hold my hand." you've been holding your tears for so long that when you finally blinked, they came rolling down. "hey, stop playing already. you promised, remember?" you feel your legs about to give out but before you do, you give him one kiss.

"didn't you say that you believed in those fairytale bullshit about true love's kiss? so get the hell up." you voice wavers and your legs give out. his mom sees you and both of you cry at the sight. both of you trying to comfort each other, still hopelessly thinking that he might wake up because he didn't want to make his mom and his love cry, right? so why didn't he open his eyes.

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when you come back to your house to explain to your parents, you see something in front of door to your house. you eyes realized what it was and once you saw it, the tears start to come by again, pricking your eyes. it was his toman uniform. neatly folded, this was probably from chifuyu. "i wanted you to come back, not this." you hug the uniform, making wrinkles all over it again and sob.

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valhalla/bloody halloween spoilers (lol again)

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE, DO YOU THINK THAT THE TOMAN MEMBERS WEREN'T INVITED TO BAJI'S FUNERAL BECAUSE BAJI'S MOM WAS BLAMING THEM FOR HER SONS PASSING???? LIKE ESPECIALLY MIKEY

like when they were trying to enter, baji's mom told them to not show their faces ever again

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i drew mikey cus i rlly love him (( HE HAS SHINE <3 MY HEART MY HEART)) istg mikey if u dont get therapy i will not give you dorayaki :)

SHINICHIRO WOULD BE SO PROUD OF YOU AWHKFKEFADF

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THEY LOOK LIKE ONIONS OKAY HE IS A FINE BEAUTIFUL MAN BUT THOSE EARRINGS----

"Not you hakkai, you're lovely, but those earrings gotta go."

— @beisuke-kaji. July 15, 2021.

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just stop it STOP IT ALREADY I LEARNED MY LESSON

bestie if u dont take down that post of baji flatlining istg. i did not need that. i know where you live halcy i will not fucking hesitate you whore

damn bitch 🙄🙄 go ahead then!! lets talk about the way i think baji couldve had a happy future with all the toman members with all of them achieving their dreams, can u imagine, baji and him being included in the last photo of toman AHHAHA JK HIMENO MWAH MWAH HUGS AND KISSES HAHAHAHAH

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THE AUDACITY OF MY TUMBLR STILL USING THE WRONG ACCOUNT BUT HAHA I AM IN THE RIGHT ACCOUNT NOW SHUT UP MY TEARS AND MY SHAME ARE ALSO NEVERENDING

bestie if u dont take down that post of baji flatlining istg. i did not need that. i know where you live halcy i will not fucking hesitate you whore

damn bitch 🙄🙄 go ahead then!! lets talk about the way i think baji couldve had a happy future with all the toman members with all of them achieving their dreams, can u imagine, baji and him being included in the last photo of toman AHHAHA JK HIMENO MWAH MWAH HUGS AND KISSES HAHAHAHAH

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good thing ur wrist hurts halcy you deserve it /j

IT DOESNT HURT ANYMORE IT WAS MOMENTARILY PAIN

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bestie if u dont take down that post of baji flatlining istg. i did not need that. i know where you live halcy i will not fucking hesitate you whore

damn bitch 🙄🙄 go ahead then!! lets talk about the way i think baji couldve had a happy future with all the toman members with all of them achieving their dreams, can u imagine, baji and him being included in the last photo of toman AHHAHA JK HIMENO MWAH MWAH HUGS AND KISSES HAHAHAHAH

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Idk where you live but you better put up that vpn rn girly BC THE AMOUNT OF TEARS I HAD READING THAT FUCKING HEADCANNON OF BAJI 😭😭😭😭 LIKE MAAM WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HURT ME AT 3 AM

IM SORRY BESTIE ITS OK I THINK I GET DEHYDRATED FROM THE TEARS EVERYTIME I THINK OF BAJI TOO 😭😭 try and find me JK PLS DONT, DRINK SOME WATER BESTIE

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some bloody halloween/valhalla arc spoilers:

lol imagine (again) if baji had a faint heartbeat when the parademics came to get him so they try to save him and he gets admitted to the hospital, you and his mom are just hoping he wakes up but the doctors say that its very unlikely. so you just talk to him and hold his hand, buying yakisoba maybe hoping he wakes up from the smell and then telling him what he missed in school until you hear a sound, he flatlined. he never woke up and you're still holding his hand. crying while the nurses try to push you away.