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Good. Die faster before I finish the job by slitting the throat of elon musk and shreding his skin before throwing his miserable Corpse in a vat of acid which I will then be poured down Hollywood boulevard.

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Oh look, it's the final scene of Witch from Mercury episode 12!

LOOK I HAVE TRAUMA TOO AND I'M COPING HOWEVER I CAN

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thinking about how much of a downgrade it is to go from high-tech walking metal calculator to Meat Man

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i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

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i've been attempting to draw a certain android and it's a struggle :"D

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“I can fix him” okay but I can fix the narrative. I can recontextualize events and bring out depths of character. I can shift priorities and strengthen relationships and show that anyone can change with enough kindness and support, and that what you admired in him has been inside yourself this whole time.

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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I’m in my Sulemio AU era

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quick power sketch from a lil while ago

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With the release of Prime remastered, I remembered an interesting experience I had while playing the Wii version years ago. I often think about this so i thought hey, tumblr is a place for shouting thoughts to the void, so i might as well share this little story time.

This is about the first time I got a game over screen while playing. I know everyone knows the prime game over is quite intense, and i hear people saying it scared them a lot as a child, this isn't just about that. I remember this moment because of everything that led up to that game over. So umm TW if you don't want to hear about samus dying horribly, I guess.

So, i'm playing a copy of the Wii trilogy edition i borrowed from a friend, on my kitchen tv. I had been playing for a bit that day and I knew I had to leave for class soon. I had just passed a very stressful enemy heavy section, and my HP had kind of suffered.

I arrived at a huge puzzle room, and I realized this could probably take a while, and i didnt have that kind of time, nor enough health.

I didn't want to lose my progress, so I made a Tactical Gaming Decision. I didn't know how far away the next save station would be, but I knew where the last one was. I would have to go through the enemies I had passed again, as they would have respawned, but I could just run past them, and any collateral damage would be healed at the save station. Yeah, seems doable.

So I turned around, and I started running back the way I came. It was a thin, winding one way corridor, quite claustrophobic. There were a lot of enemies, and they were all shooting at me and chipping away at my health. But I wasn't worried because, again, I would be healed soon.

And then I reached the end of the corridor, where the door to safety should be.

Only I couldn't see it.

I kept looking and checking my map, because god knows I tend to not see things that are right in front of me, and I get disoriented easily. But the map said the door should be there, except there was certainly no door. Just a wall.

I always thought that maybe there was no door because you're not supposed to go back at that point, and the game doesn't expect you to. In retrospect, it's most likely I just missed the door somehow. But I could not see it at all.

And then I realized that all of the enemies I had run past had followed me. All of them. I remember them approaching slowly, like in a horror movie. And they were shooting.

The corridor was small and it was filled to the brim with space pirates, blocking any way out, and my back was to a wall that should have been a door. My health was quite low by my standards at that point. I was not very good at combat, so even if I tried my best, there was no way I could clear a way forward through the wall of enemies. And I really, really had to leave for class now.

So I made another Tactical Gaming Decision, and decided the easiest, and fastest thing to do now was to give up.

But I was curious, at that point. I had not died yet in this game. Now I had put myself in this position, where I was surely going to get a game over, and I kinda wanted to see what it looked like.

And instead of just turning off the console, I decided to let Samus die.

So I sighed, put down the Wii remote, sat back on my tiny, uncomfortable kitchen chair, and just watched the screen as a dozen space pirates shot Samus, and slowly drained her energy tanks.

As her energy got lower, I felt kind of bad. I mean, it's only a video game, but this is just sad. She doesn't even get to fight back. If Samus could choose to, would she? She doesn't have a chance, even if she's better at fighting than me. She's completely surrounded and cornered. Would she give up? Would she just let the space pirates shoot her to death, in this tiny, asphyxiating corridor on a dying planet? Probably not. She would probably fight until she couldn't anymore.

But I, as the player, just didn't want to fight. So I watched in morbid fascination as she went down to her last energy tank, and an urgent beeping started, red flashing danger lights of "energy low" filled the screen.

For those who may not know, Prime's game over starts with Samus letting out a terrible scream, as her visor turns off. Then you see her head, visor cracked, her life support flatlines with a long beep, and her head drops to one side.

So I sit there, mouth agape, positively disturbed by that whole thing. That was horrible.

As I turned off the console and I left for class, I kept thinking about it. That was kind of a very interesting scene that happened there. That could be in a book. Or a movie. I kept thinking about what happened from samus' point of view: deciding it was too dangerous to keep going, and that it would be safer to return and heal and then try again. And then finding her way out closed, realizing there's no way she can make it... and giving up. That's terrifying.

I still think about it sometimes. Something intense or interesting that happened not because it was scripted, but because the player did something different. I wondered if other people have had similar experiences. At the time it was so fascinating to me, I really wanted to know more stories like this.

So. Yeah. If you were bored enough to read all the way here, thanks! And if you have any similar stories or experiences, from any game, please please share them! I'm still extremely curious. It doesn't have to be a horrible death scene, either.

I'm really enjoying Prime remastered. I haven't yet reached the bit where this happened all those years ago, but i'm waiting for it to finally see if i was crazy, or the door really disappeared. I have to know... even if it might kill samus again. But this time I will fight for her life.

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Still in awe of the speed and ferocity and tenacity with which virtually the entire modern "filmmaking" establishment in Hollywood went after Martin Scorsese, one of the most celebrated and influential movie directors ever, cause he said once he didn't like superhero movies, a grudge that still hasn't abated to this day.

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Domestic Fluff Samus HCs

Honestly, Samus struggles with normal ways of domesticity.

Most of the food she has is hunted alien or Galactic Federation MRE's

But expect her to knock on the ship's main door and open it with a hunted alien over her shoulders.

Samus is very proud about it and will cook it as a show that she is the mate for you.

Is always up earlier than you, she will cook breakfast or go kill some alien game and bring it home as stated earlier.

Very avid cuddler. Her metroid DNA makes so she doesn't like the cold, so when out of the version of the suit she's wearing, She find a way to maintain skin contact or any form of touch.

Metroids by nature and especially Samus now (as she is the last metroid) are protective of their species and those they'd hold value to (The baby metroid protected and gave it's like for Samus whom it valued)

This in essence means Samus is the big spoon, no ands, buts or ifs about it. She curls around you protectively and tucks her chin in the crook of your neck, arms wrapping around your waist firmly.

If you're in bed in this position, if you need something Samus will lift you with her, and carry you like a forward facing backpack.

If it's super cold in her ship, Samus will wrap you like a burrito in one of her blankets and set you on the counter as she makes hot coco.

When very content, Samus does emit a very low chirp in the back of her throat, a side effect of the metroid DNA.

Pretty good story teller if she's in the mood to talk (which really isn't often) she likes to tell of her childhood with the Chozo the best as those were her happiest memories.

If you ask nicely, yes she will speak some phrases in Chozo, you may not understand it, but damn if it doesn't make her even more hot I stg.

If she's piloting, Samus has a tendency to get lost in relatively intrusive thoughts, so she likes to have you in her lap as she pilots the space craft

Will point out some cool planets and along with having ADAM give her the facts.

Subconsciously, runs her hands through your hair as a stress reliever for both you and her. Hair ruffles? Hair ruffles.

A/N: I have SO many ideas for domestic Samus DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED BRUH. Here are some samus crumbs.

IF Y'ALL WANT MORE SAMUS/METROID CONTENT JUST THROW SUGGESTIONS IN MY INBOX AND MAYBE ILL GET SOME IDEAS!

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you think samus aran keeps the helmet on during lesbian sex and stares at the other girl's tits for like 2 seconds until she hears "Recording to log book"

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Today i will recall who were the four Lords in Dark Souls