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LMAO THO Germany not getting any public points, the uk being dead last and Greece and cyprus giving each other 12 points is peak Eurovision

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Juries: 12 points to North Macedonia!

Popular vote:

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Every jury representative: congrats everybody you were all awesome

French jury: congrats to OUR singer cuz he was AWESOME take your points yall I’m in a tux and going home

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THEY SAW THE OPPORTUNITY AND THEY TOOK IT !!!

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And I was just about to make fun of the UK.

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watching eurovision voting like

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europe right now

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Cyprus: *gives twelve points to Greece*

All of Europe:

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People who absolutely do not get the Eurovision spirit

Americans

The jury 

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me trying to understand why is north macedonia getting all the points

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me @ the Eurovision jury every year:

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Seriously? Iceland, Norway and France on the right side of the board? What are the juries smoking???

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give some points to Iceland, Norway and France you cowards

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Why the fuck is North Macedonia getting this many points

They were not very good in my opinion and I’ll be genuinely pissed off if they win.

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french rn

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while everyone is watching eurovision and feeling very european i wanna take the opportunity to remind all EU citizens to vote in the upcoming election for the european parliament 23-26 May. everyone’s vote is needed, especially now when right wing extremist parties are expected to gain more seats in the EP. 

read more about what applies to your country here. you can also find information about the political groupings that your national parties belong to in the parliament

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Madonna: no matters what happens, you are all winners

European countries: [hiding weapons and 12 points cards behind their backs, fake smiling with clenched teeth, clapping politely] yeah… mhmh… sure…