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“The drought it over, Boss.”

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Jump for Joy 🤩

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Trying to put a bit more effort into my artwork… what ya reckon? 🤔

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Zanu, Zanuf, Zanu-PF is on Fire. We don’t need no water let the mother fucker burn. 🎵 MC Robert Mugabe 🎵 He’s won the five-mic challenge. Respect! 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤

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The World is Fucked 🌐

You don’t need to be a scientist or global warming expert to know that 7 billion people are going to have an effect on the planet.

The deforestation on a massive scale is clearly wiping out millions of wooden lungs. Surely that is agreed by everyone, unless you are the dumbest douche-nozzle alive?

Billions of cars, trucks, trains, ships, among other things like generators and fossil fuel addicted machinery are doing lots of bad, but nothing good to our atmosphere.

Plastic is killing our oceans and fish, which will most likely kill us eventually. They absorb it into their bodies on a microscopic level as well as in large chunks.

Have you seen the dead bodies of sea birds on the Pacific Islands? They’re Wandering Albatross, if my memory serves me correctly? They are full of fucking plastic, man. Imagine if we eat so much plastic that we literally starved to death because our stomach couldn’t hold any food. Yet we don’t do anything meaningful to stop it.

Then we’ve got the religious fanatics dishing out evil like they’re Caligula. What is wrong with these people? They’re even killing their own sort. Not like they care about the enemy. If you breathe you can be made to stop breathing. Absolute whack jobs.

How come the intelligentsia tell the gangsters that you need to be a good boy or girl and stop fighting one another. Yet it’s okay for politicians to be gangsters and go to war. What’s wrong with showing love instead of a bullet. Send Kim Jong Wrong a box of chocolates and ten-high class prostitutes. That should sort him out. Imagine the smile on his face?

Sounds like a daft idea, but, dude, the normal shit they tried for the last fifty years hasn’t been working, has it? Therefore, we need to try some new age shit that’s cheep and cheerful. Just imagine the headlines. Kim Dong Un goes on Jeremy Kyle USA. 

The signs are on the wall, but instead we look at the carpet and pretend it hasn’t got dog shit rubbed into it. Heck, it’s like the caribou have migrated through the living room and we’re still watching Dancing With The Stars and haven’t even noticed one, even though it’s Christmas time and they look like fucking reindeer. “Honey, was that Rudolph?” “Don’t be so bloody stupid, Eric!”

There really isn’t much difference between the petrol sniffers and petrochemical polluting average Joe. Even if you don’t drive you’re most likely guilty of using a house full of oil-based products. You’d have to be a Neanderthal to live an oil-free life in 2017. Shit, even they had oil, but animal ones are relatively harmless in comparison.

In summary: the world is fucked and has been for a long time. It’s going to be fucked for a long, long time, unless the future has something different in store. Peace. Pussy. Chocolates. 🎂 

It’s the only hope we have in unfucking the unfuckable.

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PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

To all the stuck-up little kids on here that cry like little bitches because I’ve deleted your captions… 

1. Grow the fuck up. Moaning is absolutely petty as fuck.

2. There’s people starving in the world and all you have to worry about is your virtual problem! Yeah, maybe I’m using the starvation card unnecessarily. My bad.

3. If you put your Tumblr or Website URL in the “Content Source” box you will still be credited and gain benefits from someone like me sharing your work.

4. It’s not exactly a crime against humanity is it to delete comments, which as far as I’m aware is LEGAL. The fact you consider it rude is just your opinion. I don’t. Sharing is caring.

5. You are more than welcome to do whatever you want with my work - delete it, deface it, do whatever you want with it. It didn’t cost me anything apart from my time. It’s not physical. It’s pixels on a computer screen so get over it.

6. When sending someone a message, if you are unable to accept a message in return that is genuinely rude, so practice what you preach!

Tumblr boy-bitches and bitch-boys, pathetic.

*I’m not intentionally trying to annoy or upset anyone, even though this might sound selfish. One love.

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Have a Happy Christmas from Gossip Lolly News Sweets. 🎄

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Planet Gossip Lolly… somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy. 🌌

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Is it just me… or does it do your head in when you accidentally copy 50 files and skip past undo.

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Snakes need standing on - ladders need respecting. 💛💜

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