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“Live well!

You reap what you sow, oh

the future is bright,

you just can’t lose control, oh”

- Palace, on Live Well

One of my fav songs atm!!

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Drawing done by a good friend this past weekend!!

lore accurate 🍃

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What kinda dog is that

Reblog to get whacked by this thing

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WHERE THE FUCK DID MY BLUNT GO?????

*oddly blunt shaped creature*

“uhhhm- uh- mmm uhhhh ummmm over there somewhere”

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Bro is inside your world

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swear on skibidi or you fake rizzler #skibidiposting

I shouldn't have access to the sticker printer at work

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HAPPAY 42000 EVERBODYYYY

check out this shit

4202024

(reverse it)

4202024

dawg I cheifed that skrong this shit blew my mind

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sounds about right

thoughts on american cockroaches?

yes

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Most realest experience of all time

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

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can we get a picture of your setup?? I’ve been thinking about setting one up in mine as well!

currently making a bug hotel in my garden wahooo!! will share many more of my own bug pics once some critters move in :3

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@the-shrimp-that-fried-rice

Bros pan flipping skills are incomprehensible to the Dutch

It’s him….

It’s Shrimp who fries the rice…

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Buying all of these

Listed some new bumper stickers in my shop 🐌

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me hi💙⚡️

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now that

that right there

That’s fucking sensational, mate

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The fuvking SILLIEST

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smells za? become feral

im a doggirl you got weed? ill find it. sniff sniff