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When you're drunk
And listening to your Kelc playlist (because you've bought what you could off iTunes) because it makes you feel better. #drunkfeels #stillloveher
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Lemme sing you an improv lullaby, but quietly because my roommate is asleep.
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team “i know you’re joking but my anxiety doesn’t”
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Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.”
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PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota
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Hitting the gym
Today we went and hit the gym. Did 5 miles on the bike, some ab workouts and a little bit of arms. I want the weather to get nicer again for my test run of trying to ride my bike to work. It should be interesting.
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my nephew wrote this :) it's his first publication with The Odyssey Online. It's a great read about the reactions to The Wiz.
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me: *drops something*
me: *stares down at it in disappointment for a few seconds before picking it up*
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Win A Gymaholic Stringer
Hi everyone, as you guys know it’s been a long way for Gymaholic.
We launched our website for more than a year now:
http://www.gymaholic.co
We’ve always provided you simple and informative content in order to accomplish our main principle: Fitness Made Simple
Our purpose is and will always be to help you achieve your goals.
Today is a big day, we’re happy to announce you that after multiple requests, we’ve decided to start working on our clothing line. Since you guys have always been loyal and positive, we also want to give back.
In 48 hours, we will announce 3 winners that will get our first product: a Gymaholic stringer.
How does this work?
You simply have to like and reblog this post.
In two days (17th of December) at 11pm (EST) - 4am (UTC), our script will randomly choose 3 people in the list and then we will announce the winners.
Let the gainz begin! ;)
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New piece, hope you like it! xo Lang
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My NEW book Memories is now available via Amazon, BN.com + The Book Depository and bookstores worldwide.
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
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apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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