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it is times like this that we turn our faces to God and say: bruh what gives
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I can sense that one of you has turned on me
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My hoes care about me.
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you fucking with fat bitches?
Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch
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ashing my cigar on this dumbass little kid’s head in the bus seat in front of me and yes im smoking a cigar on the bus
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they should invent a wormhole in my bedroom where i could walk through it and my best friend is on the other side and we can hang out
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jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌
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if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died
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i've been smoking the same cigarette my whole life
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Im a hater but like lowkey I like to play and draw
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