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THE ACCOUNTANT (2016) Dir. Gavin O'Connor

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Line Dancing head cannons based on @busyheadkeepbreathing

Sorry if the outfits are wonky, I don't typically wear cowboy clothing so I looked at Boot Barn's style of outfits since it ranges from functional to aesthetic purposes.

I do believe that Walker, Lemar and Olivia were THE trio. You see one, the others follow. Obviously this connects to line dancing. They all have their preferences (I don't know enough to give accurate ones) but they dance in sync.

So when The New Avengerz + Bob connect the dots that he's southern, Bob asks if he's ever gone line dancing since he's seen some stuff in Florida but never able to participate. Hence John teaching the Thunderbolts* to line dance. Ava prefers to just sit and watch since she loves to people watch. Alexei would complain and shit-talk until he learns that the cupid shuffle (or wobble) is considered one and actually tries it and just has the time of his life. Bucky on the other hand, never learned anything other than major swing dances from the 1930s/1940s since that was the popular dance. So now that he's free, he doesn't really have anyone to dance with since nobody knows how to other than Steve and they hadn't danced together since before the war. No, he does not want to learn line dancing since it's "way past his time."

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Anakin: I am a very bad person. I am a very, very bad person. I am a horrible person.

Obi-Wan:

Ahsoka:

Rex:

Cody:

Anakin: “No you’re not Anakin, we love you Anakin.”

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if john walker was bent over a desk more often he’d calm the fuck down siri send tweet

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if john walker was bent over a desk more often he’d calm the fuck down siri send tweet

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I fear I want everyone in thunderbolts to do it nasty style with each other. What do you mean I'm shipping Bob with Yelena but also Bob and Walker. And Walker and Ava but also Ava and Yelena. LIKE HUH??? I'm eating so well with all of these ships.

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imagine bob and john drunkenly making out in john’s room

it’s great, john feels great because of course he’s been pining for bob for months

and then bob calls him “yelena” and passes out

john lets bob have the bed, walks to the couch in the living room

he doesn’t sleep at all

bob won’t remember any of it in the morning

john will

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I should be going to sleep but listen to me -

LISTEN.

John being comfortable with the fact he is attracted to Bob.

John flirting and teasing Bob for WEEKS.

Fleeting touches, passing glances. Winking.

Just being a little teasing bitch.

Baiting and torturing Bob.

At the beginning Bob was not sure. Then he started to play along.

BUT.

Finally.

After a sparring lesson in a gym when John decided he was going to train shirtless Bob has enough.

He corners John in the showers, throws him against the wall and kisses the shit out of him. Hard and messy.

All that pent up anger. The tension.

And John gives as good as he gets. Tries to fight Bob for control but he has no chance.

The only thing he manages is to switch their places so Bob is the one against the wall.

John thinks he won. Just for a moment.

Bob looks into his eyes with so much fire and intensity, puts his hands on John's shoulders and pushes him down. Hard.

AND

John realizes what is happening. What is gonna happen. Looking up at Bob. Into his blazing blue eyes. Getting burned by that stare.

Tentatively, he reaches to Bob's thighs, going up... up... until he is pulling his shorts and underwear down.

John has his face full of Bob's dick. He gets nervous. Looks up.

And Bob. He is looking at him so intensely. But still. There's a question, "Do you wanna go on?" written in those eyes.

John nods. Just a tiny movement of his head. Bob reaches down, pets his cheek. Pulls his head closer... closer. And John just opens his mouth.

And lets Bob fuck his face until he cannot almost breath and his throat feels so raw. He tries to jerk himself off but not even slowing down, Bob just kicks his hand away and John understands.

No release for him, not now.

He can hear the change of Bob's hard breaths. The increase in the pace. The grip in his hair becoming ever harder. Firmer. More determined.

Aside from this, he has no warning. Bob explodes in his mouth and he tries his best to swallow.

He does not succeed. Some of the cum gets out of the corner of his mouth. He can feel it dripping down his chin.

John is still trying to gather himself when he is pulled up into the filthiest kiss of his life.

They separate. Both breathing heavily.

John tries to find his voice. "Are you going to return the favor or do I have to take care of myself?" He asks Bobs and palms his dick.

He is pinned to the wall even before he manages to blink.

He looks at Bob. And oh gods.

The fierceness of that gaze makes him weak in his knees.

"No." That's all Bob says.

John is confused. He is so aroused he can barely think. No? No what?

Bob leans closer.

Just brushes his lips against John cheek and gets probably scratched by his stubble.

"You are not allowed to come unless I tell you so."

That is all Bob says to him.

John stands there. Blinking. His brain is fried.

Bob just pulls his shorts and underwear up and without a word leaves.

Before he closes the door, he gives John one final look.

And John realizes he will obey.

Cold shower it is.

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Someone please write this. Cause I have too many WIPs.

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⚡Tbolts spoilers⚡

I can't stop thinking about them I need more fics and arts please

(scp:juaneditzscp)

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I need Sentry to catch John and carry him in bridal style when he falls from height.

I need John and Bob to roll over meadows for no particular reasons for fifteen minutes like those cheesy romantic movies.

I need Void to get in John's mind to break him down and tell him no one will love John but him.

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I hate when people under John Walker and/or SentryAgent videos be like ‘I’m in enemy territory’ GET OUTTTT!!!!! I WILL DEFEND ALL OF IT TILL THE DAY I DIE. LET PEOPLE HAVE WHIMSY AND JOY.

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i can proudly say i was a john walker fan before this movie dropped btw i get bragging rights about him

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i just want everyone who writes top bob/sentry/void and bottom john walker to know that you're so right and true and i see you and i see your vision and i love you and I'm giving you a big fat smooch on the mouth WITH tongue.

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Adding onto the common HC I’ve been seeing of John being the group cook — he is DEFINITELY the “get the fuck out of my kitchen while I’m cooking” type of person, like you walk in to get a glass of water and he is like “fuck off no I WILL get you water do not DISTURB my cooking. Here. Now LEAVE.”

I like to think he’s mainly like that cuz he likes to solely focus on what he’s doing, and alot of the others end up commenting or asking too many questions — this kinda feeds into my undiagnosed OCD/Autism HC for John — and it’s just annoying and overwhelming. But not Bob. Bob is allowed to stay.

John has declared Bob can stay because he is — as John puts it — “a respectful spectator”. Which started as Bob sitting in the common area near the kitchen doing whatever while John cooked, then slowly migrating over to the opposite side of the kitchen island. Then that evolved into Bob randomly saying little tidbits of how his day was and then it ended with Bob just coming in to yap about whatever while John cooks while replying ever so often but mostly just letting him talk.

John now finds a strange sense of comfort in his rambling and everyone else is like “why can he stay and we can’t” and John is like “cuz he’s Bob and you’re not.” And Ava teases him RELENTLESSLY for it like — “oooh someone’s playing favourites” and John just tells her to fuck off cuz in all honesty, he IS playing favourites.

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Bobby is a little flustered