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give them a couple of fake passports, a gun and some copper wire and they will topple entire nations
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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content
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okay i meant like art and language initially but the notes on this post are absolutely blowing me away i sure hope my airplane pilot doesnt get rusty at crosswind landing
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i want the ability to instill disparate concepts onto animals (the concept of houses, warts, midnight, etc) and like spend an afternoon throwing one concept at a time into a boar's brain and see how long it would take before you see the boar become visibly distressed as it starts connecting ideas together but has nothing to do with them
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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to
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😭 how do u win the idgaf war when it comes to shipping
i'm 28
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something i thought was deep when i was on acid once was i was like woah. in live music the audience clapping and coughing and breathing is part of the song
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One track mind, one track heart.
If I fail, I’ll fall apart.
Maybe it is all a test,
‘cause I feel like I’m the worst,
so I always act like I’m the best.
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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky
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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
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They're always eating everything
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