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Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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Actually upon further inspection that shit really hurted my feelings
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Ball lightning while visiting a parking lot… Ball lightning is a rare phenomenon described as luminescent, spherical objects that vary from pea-sized to several meters in diameter....
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im seriously addicted to being real as fuck all the time
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On very special nights the disco balls can hatch
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