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i love that sufficiently powerful levitation potions make you go fast as hell too. hes schmoving in free camera mode. hes moving in all dimensions fast as fuck you cant catch him you cant get him. hes also occasionally getting stuck in walls and terrain but thats a minor setback. morrowind is a good game

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as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

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veronaville teens (the real zillennials romeo and juliette tbh)

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You love ALL transgenders?? Even the ones who do anti trans propaganda like Blair White & Caitlynn Jenner???

Can people just be normal on this website for five minutes

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Just thought you should know that hasbro has announced an official long furby

No this is not a joke

Kids these days. Back in my day we had to put the long in the furbies ourselves. We had to skin the furbies for tumblr. There was no other choice.

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Average 2020s movie being "too political": girl power! quick background kiss between two gay extras! one single black guy!

Average "non-political" 70s movie: the government is hiding a global conspiracy that is warming the planet and will kill us all and also the cops are evil

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you can actually still find porn on tumblr as long as ur at work or in public or with your family or trying to find something else or when youre trying to make a post or search your archive or check a tag or your dms or your followers or

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and

unique markings indeed!

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there

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GOBBLESS BORTHER

learning about a fascinating subsection of tumblr

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Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

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I’m just going to leave this here