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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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before and after we taught him Frost Shield 🥺🥺

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studied up

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studied up

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it was not on wheat...

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Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.

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does this count as a sequel

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PRICE IS NOT GOOD

SWITCH IS EXPENSIVE

GAME-KEY IS STUPID

PRESERVATION IS DEAD

BABA IS PISSED

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new mario kart looks great but i aint paying eighty fuckin dollars for it

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nintendo switch 2 looks cool but kinda expensive Everyone promise not to buy it for 1 year until they panic and drop the price like they did with the 3DS pretty please 🙏

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some of my current favorite responses to weird/confusing sentences:

“many such cases”

“we love/hate to see it”

“honestly, work”

“many are saying this”

“love them or hate them they’re spitting straight facts”

“you conjure a beautiful world”

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flavor of the day

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what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

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Minecraft village raid?

Earthworm pussy barracks has been lost to the ravagers

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