I've been to too many places. Done too many things. I'm tired. So Tumblr is my relaxing/goofing-off place. Expect randomness, wit (or statements that I think are witty but might not be), random rants, and just whatever appeals to me. Assume nothing, expect everything.
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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming
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when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

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Informative Ancient Egypt Comics: BROS
Our 1st place contest winner requested a Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep comic as their prize.
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Bishop (Lance Henriksen) is coming to CSCC!
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Snow White twist where Snow White is played by a dark-skinned woman with snow white hair
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I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
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Happy Pride Month Eleanor Roosevelt was queer, the Little Mermaid is a gay love story, James Dean liked men, Emily Dickinson was a lesbian, Nikola Tesla was asexual, Freddie Mercury was bisexual & British Indian, and black trans women pioneered the gay rights movement.
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Gnomeo and Juliet AU where they’re humans living in 14th century Italy
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Did I ever tell you guys the story of how I got a letter from President Obama on my 13th birthday?
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Pittsburgh Daily Post, Pennsylvania, August 4, 1912
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pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause
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This is the scariest part tbh and also the reason why I couldn’t care less what racist anons have to say
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