bernardelli

[bernardelli]

commissions open!

hi im opening art comms in order to help us continue affording food/gas/etc. payment will be taken upfront, I have unlimited slots but will have fluctuating time for finishing them

PRICES:

bust: $15 lined/ $20 color

half-body: $25 lined / $35 colored

full-body: $45 lined / $60 colored

additional characters will be 40% of the cost!

WILL / WONT DRAW:

✅️ fanart / OCs

✅️ semi-nsfw (only for one character drawings)

🚫 anthro / mecha / background (I lack the skill lol)

🚫 incest/pedophilia/etc

I have the right to decline any comm that makes me uncomfortable!

examples of my art under the cut, feel free to dm me if you are interested!

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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I-80 highway through Wyoming. nicknamed The Sisters, for the three sets of hills that create an optical illusion of the road rising into the sky

[bernardelli]

commissions open!

hi im opening art comms in order to help us continue affording food/gas/etc. payment will be taken upfront, I have unlimited slots but will have fluctuating time for finishing them

PRICES:

bust: $15 lined/ $20 color

half-body: $25 lined / $35 colored

full-body: $45 lined / $60 colored

additional characters will be 40% of the cost!

WILL / WONT DRAW:

✅️ fanart / OCs

✅️ semi-nsfw (only for one character drawings)

🚫 anthro / mecha / background (I lack the skill lol)

🚫 incest/pedophilia/etc

I have the right to decline any comm that makes me uncomfortable!

examples of my art under the cut, feel free to dm me if you are interested!

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today is friday the 13th just like the movies

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does anyone on earth wanna commission me for 50+ dollars heres some examples of my art

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i cant stop drawing him

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(with poorly disguised wonder and awe) my mutuals can sexualize anything

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why is a lesbian flag fine but a gay men flag isn't? genuine question

because the lesbian flag was made as a statement to empower women who felt underserved by the lgbt community. the toothpaste flag was made because a certain subset of gay men who are otherwise universally catered to in lgbt spaces couldnt stand to share the rainbow flag with the rest of the community and decided to remake the lesbian flag For Boys. its reactionary and misogynistic which is not really surprising coming from gay men but frustrating nonetheless

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Bro did you smoke my point-n-click weed?

Me: "It's locked tight. I can't do that right now."

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so whart we get drug, so what we smokeed

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Im sick of yall calling gnarly not a good song. Go outside

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they created an extremely potent aphrodisiac that makes you fuck like a chimpanzee for three days and three nights and they're calling it Dr. Pepper