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Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

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Happy pride month to her

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yeehaw

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

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YIPPIEEEE

Reblog and/or reply if you need more boops and if you need to boop, check the notes.

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WAIT A SECOND

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i want to live (all origins)

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WHAT IS BOOPING HELP 😭

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Minthe fanart because she is the only character that isn't annoying AF in lore olympus . I am pro evil slut . Go away Rachel Smythe

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wyll week day 6 - alternate class

he shouldve been a bard!

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Wyll has the hardest entrance in bg3 and no one can argue with that. They had him entering the field like a smash bros character, like:

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THIS WAS SO CUNTY OF HIM 🙏 ROLL CREDITS 🙏 ITS WHAT THE FRENCH DO BEST, BABY 😍

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I WOULD POST EVERY DUKE SHOT FROM THIS EPISODE IF I COULD 🔥 HE ATE HER UPPPPP BUT WAS FORCE TO SPIT HER OUT UGH!! 🔥🔥

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HOW ARE WE FEELING ABOUT THE NEWEST NEVERMORE EPISODE -moss

GRRRRREATTT 😍😍😍 I know about the next fastpass and we're gonna get come GOOOOOD duke pics my friends 🙏

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ATEEE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

DUKE MY KING 😍😍😍😍

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WOMPP 🎺WOMPPP 🎺WOMPPP🎺 WAWAWAWA 🎺 DON'T CAREEEE 🔥 SKILL ISSUE 🔥 AVERAGE FRIENDLESS BRIT 🔥