berserksquirrel

[berserksquirrel]

I had a dream I saw a job on indeed called “funny tour guide (on crutches)”. Naturally I landed an interview and upon my arrival I was greeted by two other tour guides (on crutches) and came to the conclusion I was underdressed. They told me to go to the suit place nearby but I overshot the destination and ended up at a baby clothes warehouse. I was rummaging through everything but failed to locate a single item in my size. I ended up wandering back to the main office a tired failure. They said I wouldn’t be a good match for the job because if my propensity for being lost.

[berserksquirrel]

I tried to turn in a potted plant instead of a math assignment