bertilakslady
bertilakslady
Old enough to know better; too young to care
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bertilakslady · 9 hours ago
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bertilakslady · 9 hours ago
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I don't know I'm not done talking about it. It's insane that I can't just uninstall Edge or Copilot. That websites require my phone number to sign up. That people share their contacts to find their friends on social media.
I wouldn't use an adblocker if ads were just banners on the side funding a website I enjoy using and want to support. Ads pop up invasively and fill my whole screen, I misclick and get warped away to another page just for trying to read an article or get a recipe.
Every app shouldn't be like every other app. Instagram didn't need reels and a shop. TikTok doesn't need a store. Instagram doesn't need to be connected to Facebook. I don't want my apps to do everything, I want a hub for a specific thing, and I'll go to that place accordingly.
I love discord, but so much information gets lost to it. I don't want to join to view things. I want to lurk on forums. I want to be a user who can log in and join a conversation by replying to a thread, even if that conversation was two days ago. I know discord has threads, it's not the same. I don't want to have to verify my account with a phone number. I understand safety and digital concerns, but I'm concerned about information like that with leaks everywhere, even with password managers.
I shouldn't have to pay subscriptions to use services and get locked out of old versions. My old disk copy of photoshop should work. I should want to upgrade eventually because I like photoshop and supporting the business. Adobe is a whole other can of worms here.
Streaming is so splintered across everything. Shows release so fast. Things don't get physical releases. I can't stream a movie I own digitally to friends because the share-screen blocks it, even though I own two digital copies, even though I own a physical copy.
I have an iPod, and I had to install a third party OS to easily put my music on it without having to tangle with iTunes. Spotify bricked hardware I purchased because they were unwillingly to upkeep it. They don't pay their artists. iTunes isn't even iTunes anymore and Apple struggles to upkeep it.
My TV shows me ads on the home screen. My dad lost access to eBook he purchased because they were digital and got revoked by the company distributing them. Hitman 1-3 only runs online most of the time. Flash died and is staying alive because people love it and made efforts to keep it up.
I have to click "not now" and can't click "no". I don't just get emails, they want to text me to purchase things online too. My windows start search bar searches online, not just my computer. Everything is blindly called an app now. Everything wants me to upload to the cloud. These are good tools! But why am I forced to use them! Why am I not allowed to own or control them?
No more!!!!! I love my iPod with so much storage and FLAC files. I love having all my fics on my harddrive. I love having USBs and backups. I love running scripts to gut suck stuff out of my Windows computer I don't want that spies on me. I love having forums. I love sending letters. I love neocities and webpages and webrings. I will not be scanning QR codes. Please hand me a physical menu. If I didn't need a smartphone for work I'd get a "dumb" phone so fast. I want things to have buttons. I want to use a mouse. I want replaceable batteries. I want the right to repair. I grew up online and I won't forget how it was!
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bertilakslady · 9 hours ago
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bertilakslady · 9 hours ago
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As a general rule of fantasy and sci-fi naming, the closer to the back half of the alphabet the average letter in their name is, the eviller they are. A name that doesn't contain any consonants north of R is poison frog colouration. If it uses Y as a vowel in a non-terminal position you're basically fucked.
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bertilakslady · 23 hours ago
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bertilakslady · 24 hours ago
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Olivia Colman, Benedict Cumberbatch & "The Roses" Cast Play Bad Descriptions.
Unemployed violinist bullies his flatmate and somehow keeps getting invited to crime scenes. 🤔
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bertilakslady · 24 hours ago
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↳ Iʀᴇɴᴇ Aᴅʟᴇʀ ﹢ ᴏᴜᴛғɪᴛs
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bertilakslady · 1 day ago
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Every few weeks I see a post on social media that reminds me I really should publish that academic article I was working on about all the parallels between the modern obsession with “celebrities” and medieval saints’ cults.
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ca. 1858, uncut sheet of eight carte de visite portraits of Prince Lobkowitz, by André-Adolphe-Eugène Disdéri
via the Metropolitan Museum of Art, Photographs Collection
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bertilakslady · 2 days ago
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These Russian stoves are so cool! I can just imagine Vasya, Olga, and Dunya cuddling away on it
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bertilakslady · 2 days ago
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—chapter 8, from The Girl in the Tower, by Katherine Arden
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A once-in-a-lifetime shot of the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. (Via ShiningScience on X/Twitter)
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bertilakslady · 3 days ago
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Ronald Van Der Kemp Fall 2025 Couture
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bertilakslady · 3 days ago
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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments
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